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500 days of summering it

When a new couple is not sure of what they want, they are testing out the waters. A new found love that is slowing growing but in the end will ultimately crash and burn.
Oh yeah haven't you heard Jack and Jill are 500 days of summering it.

Really? I hope everything works out in the end or that'll be one big disaster!

buffering 

1) Freezing mid thrust during rough or angry sex.

2) Freezing mid sentence during and intense argument.
I was totally banging my old lady last night and I stopped mid thrust. She asked what I was doing. I responded, "Its a new moved I learned from internet pr0n... It's called buffering"
buffering by Reddit Thief October 1, 2010

buffering adverts 

The worst invention ever
Person 1: I can deal with the adverts
I can deal with the buffering
But when the adverts buffer
I suffer
Person 2: Yeah I hate Buffering Adverts too!

Buffering 

When your stuck, paused, brain fart, loading.. waiting in silence for no apparent reason.

*suffer from CRS- Can't Remember Shit!
I was buffering while standing in the store looking for something.

In the middle of my conversation I started buffering.
Buffering by Kr8zi2D May 3, 2018

Slaffering 

The act of performing sexual acts often in public parks with dogs, often with multiple dogs salivating all over a person as they masturbate.
The man was arrested for Slaffering in the park with a Bernese Mountain dog, a Bull Terrier and a Saint Bernard.
Slaffering by Waystar August 9, 2019
White bitches- messy bun, lulu leggings, hazel/champion, college sweatshirts, or sweater with stars on it, those whack tie dye pants, air force ones, apple watch, hermes braclet and hella rings
white boyz- khakis, ultra boosts, champion sweatpants, tims, HOCKEY, varsity jackets, college sweatshirts

Also can we just mention that there is not one sinle good math teacher in all of suffern (except destasso)
Bro you coming to the football game tonight?

We have a football team??

Suffern.
Suffern by squid slayer 69 March 28, 2020