HAM

acronym; means hoe after menopause

Man, she about 50 years old and her mini-skirt is way short. She a HAM for sure.

by LBT/Antimosity November 17, 2003

HAM

Hot Ass Mess!!! Referring to someone that is just plain tacky looking and don't even know it.

Damn, the clothes she has on makes her look like a HAM.

by SexyShaunLuvsFB June 21, 2007

hamming

the act of taking somebody's pillow and shoving it in an asscrack and rubbing it back and forth to get that smell, also farting on a pillow can constitue as hamming or hamming it up

you are hamming your towel by doing that

by slapapig September 23, 2003

Ham

Short for ham sandwich this is a person who will do anything for pussy

Hes such a ham. Paid for her uber to his house and back to her house.

by Gainz4you April 11, 2020

Hamming it

When a man's penis print can be seen through his pants.

Oh my! You're hamming it today!

by OddEyeSee December 08, 2018

Ham

Ham is a beautiful, cute, sexy, gorgeous, hot girl. Just a good looking girl. It's as simple as that!

Hey Frank!!! Check out that Ham over there!
Hey!! That's my Ham!

That's some Ham right there!
I'd like a piece of that Ham ;)
That was some good Ham :p

by TheHamMan November 02, 2013

ham

to get loud on a person or to go crazy.

"Im went ham on that girl today."

by nilaun December 17, 2009