G Stomping

Gangster Stomping. Refers to one who walks like a pompous gangsta. Also known as "gangsta walkin."

I was so embarrassed today at the gym when I was on the elliptical machine--my chemistry teacher walked passed me, G stomping with joy to lift weights.

by Catcher in the Rye Bread March 2, 2010

Cumber-Stumpin'

the act, by a male, of placing a cucumber in his pants to give off the appearance of having a large penis.

OR...

the act, by a woman, of placing a cucumber in her pants to deceive others into thinking she is a man or has undergone a sex-change operation

(not to be confused with pickle-dick)

Bro, I always pick up Hooters waitress' when I'm cumber-stumpin'!

Fred: "Woah, is that a man or a woman?!"
Me: "Probably just some lesbo-bitch cumber-stumpin."

cucumberdickpickledickcumber-stumpveggiecocksquashscrotum

by hamsterqueef October 20, 2011

Stumbling Monkey

A sexual postion/action: Whilst giving a man a blowjob the blowjobber grabs a firm hold of the scrotum and rips off the testicles.

I don't trust that bitch, she might stumbling monkey me.

by C.H.B. July 2, 2008

skrumpling

If the a person conceives a child with his grandmother that child will be referred to as a skrumpling.

Open is a skrumpling, his father did the nasty with his grandmother and that's how Open was born.

by Tomten August 5, 2011

clot stomping

The dance a woman does when she passes a very large blood clot in the shower and it won't go down the small holes in the drain.

The other day I was helping my wife out in the shower with her clot stomping and I got some between my toes.

by K C F May 29, 2008

Stamping Happy Faces

When someone has to take shit and it's starting to turtle head, it's also known as stamping happy faces in their underwear.

I have to go take a right shit now... I'm stamping happy faces in my underwear!

by Kacie A. January 12, 2006

Weasel Stomping Day

December 17th is Weasel Stomping Day. Put down your gun for Weasel Stomping Day! After Hours of research, I have found that the song from Weird Al Yankovic is on December 17th

Weasel Stomping Day: Stomping weasels on December 17th is okay.
Joe: What are you doing to that Weasel?!?!?!?!?
Me: Its December 17th
Joe: oh, I'll join!!!!!!!!

by ScooterB0809 December 16, 2020