Strake Jesuit

A hard all boys Catholic High School in Houston, TX.

A place for the phony tough, and the crazy brave.

guy: you go to Strake Jesuit
guy2: ya
guy sucks man
guy2: ya

by sjstude September 10, 2010

Auto-straddle

The Autostraddle Sexual Move it is not a position for having sex, just a “move"
Person A straddles Person B. Both of Person A’s legs should be outside of both of Person B’s legs.
not a form of scissoring or tribadism or intertwiny-leg-thing, just autostraddling.

Auto-straddle example: when Person B is sitting on a couch or chair and Person A sits on top of them, or when Person B is lying on their back and Person A surprise-straddles them.

by Mc'Lovin' November 14, 2010

Auto-straddle

The Autostraddle Sexual Move it is not a position for having sex, just a “move"
Person A straddles Person B. Both of Person A’s legs should be outside of both of Person B’s legs.
not a form of scissoring or tribadism or intertwiny-leg-thing, just autostraddling.

Auto-straddle example: when Person B is sitting on a couch or chair and Person A sits on top of them, or when Person B is lying on their back and Person A surprise-straddles them.

by Mc'Lovin' November 14, 2010

straddle tale

Someone who cock blocks you by revealing your past sexual exploits to your current breezy.

I could tell she was into me until that straddle tale told her about the Vegas stripper.

by thenotoriousdlb July 16, 2009

Strategic Withdrawl

To run away, but in a strategic manner.

Used When:

- Every last resource is washed up

- All hope for winning is lost

- You aren't sure what to do next

- Your enemy will surely plow you into the ground

Often used in anime such as Kenichi: The Mightiest Disciple.

A failed attempt at strategic withdrawl:

Girl: *runs away* Strategic withdrawl! *throws excessive amounts of food at guy*

Guy: *catches all food, unfazed*

A successful attempt at strategic withdrawl:

"Hero": Crap, I guess it's time for STRATEGIC WITHDRAWL! *throws large amounts of dirt at enemy's face while running away*

Bad Guy: Dammit, always with the strategic withdrawl! *cough cough*

by Ami-chan August 2, 2010

Toaster Straddle

The act of a man, who while face fucking a girl lying on her back, straddles her upper body and defecates on her chest and stomach. The man then proceeds to face fuck her until he also ejaculates on her chest completing this mixture of toasty warm substances on her body. One can see this is similar to the toaster strudel.

Man that toaster straddle I gave that whore last night was so messy!

by Chief Fat Cock February 23, 2011

straddling the dredgepipe

When a woman mounts a massively THICK large cock or dildo and has her legs spread as far as she can, her pussy spread to its maximum width. Such an act is usually accompanied by seriously loud undulating moans from either pain or pleasure or both.

Tim: Christ, look at the size of that thing! How the hell can she take it all?

Chuck: Pff, chicks like that slut are used to straddling the dredgepipe. She could probably fit a 2 liter bottle up that crack.

by threeinchfrog August 3, 2010