stodge

1. A grouchy old man.
2. A party pooper

1. "Look at that old stodge! He looks like a turtle"
2. "Oh c'mon, don't be such a stodge!"

by Stodge 1 and Stodge 2 January 2, 2009

Stoody

A man who craves anal sex or anal penetration.

The stoody behind you is giving me the look. He wants me to use a strap on.

by John wick part 4 August 16, 2019

stondicap

a stoner and a retard at the same time

whoaaaa brett is handicapped and a stoner he's stondicapped

by brettw December 28, 2005

Stoddering

When a conversation is in action and one wants to contribute to the discussion, but is left stammering when another individual speaks before them.

Everyone does stoddering, it is a normal part of human conversation.

Robert: Why does that girl always eat bacon zebra cakes?
Wesley: I dunno, bu-
Colton: DID ANY OF YOU GUYS CHECK DAT KNEW SKYRIM GAMERPLAY?????!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?
Wesley: ju-ju-duh-duh, faggot
Robert: Damn Wesley, you just were stoddering hard

by Crackbabysanders May 3, 2013

Stouched

Stouched or sex touched is the tap, scoop or grope type of touch from a man to a woman when walking past them while the woman is unaware of the mans awesome foreplay technique. The touch will be either to the genitalia or breast area. The man is showing his intentions to mate and this technique causes many women to become aroused.

Will walked passed Natalie while she was getting undressed, he stouched her on her bottom as he walked by.

by El Torro October 8, 2014

STOODLE A

STOODLE A is the act of falling down the stairs at school

"sis really said STOODLE A"

by lil trashie November 26, 2020

stouch

When two things are incredibly stuck.

When the interlocking legs of school desk cannot be removed by natural means: the original "stouch"

by HOOD CLANS April 4, 2009