Sterling, Connecticut

is a small town located in the middle of nowhere, and is likely a boring town, for you would; jump off bridges into a pond; walk on the trials; walk to the general store (expensive for a little convince store); go to the park; sleep till noon because you know there isn't anything to do...so why not sleep in.

Person 1: What are you doing today?
Person 2: Nothing.
Person 1: Oh yeah! We live in Sterling, Connecticut. -_-

by ashmagash143 August 06, 2011

Sterl

celibate, probably from a local corruption of "sterile" (heard in Jacksonville, FL, 1989)

Do you have a girlfriend? (on a negative response): "Must be sterl!"

by John Edgar Boston February 23, 2024

sterl

i.e., adj., "Sterile", i.e., Celibate (Jacksonville, FL usage as of late 1980's)

(after giving a negative response to a woman's proposition)..."(You) must be sterl!"

by John Edgar Boston June 15, 2021

grant edward sterling

Grant Edward Sterling is an amazing person at everything. He pounds pussy and steals your bitch.

Grant Edward Sterling is a god.

by SG999 June 02, 2020

Sterling Content

A term simpletons use to make their lame arse contributions to social media sites sound remotely interesting even though they're Cleary a sandwich short of a picnic.

Because I love to contribute Sterling Content to the canoe, here's a picture of an underage Japanese popstar

by Henry Daunt April 14, 2021

Sterling College VT

A fake college where all the staff are groomers and they allow rape. Don’t forget the blue American spirits.

“Hey man I got into Sterling college VT!”
“You mean that weird camping cult? Good luck bro”

by Expedition h8er June 05, 2022

MICHAEL STERLING SEX TOY

any of several tropical and subtropical treelike herbs of the genus Musa having a terminal crown of large entire leaves and usually bearing hanging clusters of elongated fruits.

MICHAEL STERLING SEX TOY is a banana that he will shove up his ass until he starts to bleed

by Friendswood high school for ki April 14, 2022