selfie steamroll

when a person who posts a group selfie to social media, even though they are the only person who looks good in the selfie.

Ashley really selfie steamrolled me last night when she tagged me in that picture, i looked terrible

by dunkm@asterflex December 1, 2015

the vegan steamroller

A sex position where tofu is prepared and cooked, then stuffed in the anus. The partner the ducks the tofu out of them and they both consume it.

Patrick and Larry bought some tofurkey for the vegan steamroller

by Jew gaser March 20, 2017

Rick-Steamroll

The act of Rick-Rolling a large group of people.

“Man I just Rick-Steamrolled my entire grade”

by Hshehajsbgeuebshomsbdhdmksyxis May 20, 2021

Switzerland Steamroller

Taking a shit on a lady's chest, and then sitting on her chest to smear it in.

"Dan you'll never believe it! Cindy let me give her a Switzerland Steamroller last night! She totally digged it!"

by Dutch Oven 83 January 14, 2007

charlie steamroller

When a man fecalizes upon his partners chest and then proceeds to push his turd around with his phallic member as if it were a steamroller.

Jerry sat upon Mary's chest, and gave her a Charlie Steamroller that she would never forget.

by ddsseff March 13, 2008

Reverse Steamroller

When a female releases her waste upon a male partner's chest and/or back. Immediately following, the women then thrusts herself upon the stationary man rolling around in her previously deposited juices. (POOR SMELLING, MESSY, & MAY RUIN RELATIONSHIPS)

I want that fine ass bitch to give me a Reverse Steamroller.

by Dr. Penetration March 15, 2009

Tallahasee Steamroller

when doing a fat chick she makes a strange
horn sound and rolls over you
flattening you and ending your life

total fatality

Poor scott he was a great guy befor that
chick gave him a tallahasee steamroller.
now he's dead

by sexmonkey6969jakescottandandy April 9, 2009