STD

Standard - assumed. part of the natural way of things. the way things have always been.

It is std that people miss interpret what you write, to make it funnier to them.

by Majenwyn December 31, 2010

STD

1. some transmitted disease

a. an extremely dirty mind

My mind can be considered an std.

by mysterymind135 December 13, 2010

Std

Short for Shit talking disorder. There are no programs for assistance with this condition, the necessary attitude adjustments are considered controversial and the disorder considered socially acceptable.

There are a lot of people in today's world carrying an std.

by Solid Mantis November 11, 2016

STD

n. A pejorative nickname for the Sigma Delta Tau sorority, due to the fact that a reasonable number of its members have a reputation for sleeping around. Alternatively, some people also call it "EAT," because of how the Greek letters look. Is it true? Ask around campus!

Female Student: So, I'm pledging for Sigma Delta Tau for rush this week!

Friend: You're pledging for STD? Don't contract one!

by loop zoop July 3, 2011

STD

Smirnoff Triple Distilled

"Hey, I just got a fifth of STD. We're 'bout to get our drink on tonight."

by itsyurgirl May 8, 2010

STD

Su Tu Den crude oil of Vietnamese origin. An aptly named crude oil that is more toxic to desk pnl than it is in the event of an actual oil spill.

Su Tu Den has a long and established reputation for producing LORD (see separate definition) profitability for any trader who cannot resist the sirens' call.

He's done what? He's won the STD tender? That will lead to LORD activity.

by T. Machida January 16, 2011

STD

STD. something men carry in thier testicles by being wayy sick and over sexed to the point of rapist cum murderer

omg that man gave me aids GREAT I GOT AN STD AND NOT ONE I CAN CURE.. yet he has the cheek to call me a slut...i didn't have half the partners he had..he claimed he was 'allergic to condoms' and didnt like the way the 'pill made me a lil chubby'..

by MEN=STDS October 23, 2010