shag stain

Another term for a hickey or love bite;
A scar left from kissing, sucking or biting during sexual liaisons.

Whoah, you must have got some action last night! Check out the size of that shag stain!

Teenagers think they are so cool showing off their shag stains like sexual trophies.

by veeds1 September 8, 2009

Fat kid Stain

When you're eating (usually carelessly) and you spill food on your shirt. Best example is when you're eating chocolate ice cream and it drips on your white shirt (also when you spill a drink on your shirt/pants). Always is an embarrassing moment and you usually don't notice it until someone calls it out.

Cool guy: Dude, check out this really sick Abercrombie & Fitch white polo I just bought.

Friend: Nice! Hey you want some chocolate ice cream on a cone?

Cool guy: Shit yea I do!
(Spills as he eats then goes and chats it up with a hot chick)

Friend: Dude... fail... That's a gnarly Fat Kid Stain on your shirt!

Cool Guy: Dammit you delicious ice cream!

by Enlicensed one June 8, 2010

Mystery stain

A greasy stain that usually appears on one of your shirts after being washed without pre-treating it. Source of the stain is unknown, but the culprit is most likely from the greasy chicken you had last night or from the Vaseline or lotion you used to, well, you know, and you didnt wash your hands well enough. Of course, you're gonna blame the chicken. In either case, if the spot doesn't come out, you throw the shirt away.

Mom: "Son, what's that stain on your shirt?"

Me: *blush* "Oh! I was wearing this the other night at supper when we had fried chicken and I guess I wiped my hand on my shirt. It's a mystery stain, mom."

by MS Libertarian January 24, 2014

some sort of an infection from shaving or something

This is genital herpes.

I went to the dermatologist today and my face is breaking out from herpes. Turns out it was some sort of an infection from shaving or something.

by Doctor Chivago March 7, 2008

shit-stain

the stain that looks like shit on the mustache of a smoker.

you should quit smoking or at least shave off the mustache, because that shit-stain looks like shit.

by chuckybubbles August 29, 2011

Butt Stain

Under wear marks from wet farts, unsuccessful wiping, not caring what yer momma sees...

He's a butt stain.......

by Dan Da butt Stain December 20, 2008

Jizz Stain

When a guy jacks off and gets semen on a stain-able surface, such as leather or shirt material.

Dude I totally had a jizz stain on my pants today at school and I didn't even notice.

by Brony69 November 28, 2011