muscle static

the feeling you get when a part of your body falls asleep ٩(◕‿◕ )۶
“ugh muscle static is so annoying..” Ventura said annoyed as her leg fell asleep.
by February 23, 2024
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Static Bulk

When gym bros past their prime overeat without exercising but still claim they’re “bulking.” A common cope for lack of discipline in training and dieting, leading to cognitive dissonance about their growing waistline instead of muscle.
Bro swears he’s bulking, but it’s just a static bulk—all calories, no gains.
by Adonis Broseidon February 14, 2025
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static character

a literary or dramatic character who undergoes little or no inner change; a character who does not grow or develop.
Tiny Tim is a static character
by Trullman December 16, 2016
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The Side Static

Absolute fuckfest jesus christ dont go near this place they got two dps who never communicate, one who knows math and one who is absolutely retarted. The two british people are the worst however, especially Shion (cringe name) who just says things when we should really do Fire IV instead.

Also they have this white mage who is racist but in a cool way
by rennnie October 28, 2023
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static dump

It's that thing where you take a dump and when your poop hits the water you realize you were so electrically charged (static) that you feel the spark in your butt, leg hairs or feet.
Heat must be on because I just took a major static dump!
by GardenGateKeeper January 06, 2016
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Static Clutch

He have you heard of static clutch.
Yeah that pro gamer.
by Static Clutch May 21, 2023
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