Noun.
When two men on chatroulette are both jacking off and both refuse to hit the next button and see who can go longer.
When two men on chatroulette are both jacking off and both refuse to hit the next button and see who can go longer.
Bill: "Dude what happens when a guy is beating off and gets a dick?"
Joe: "They usually have a standoff."
Joe: "They usually have a standoff."
by kewlrawr September 3, 2012
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1. He could smell the standemonium as soon as he stepped into the Town Meeting Hall Pre-Meeting Mixer
2. This gathering will require at least a small amount of standemonium in order to keep our audience awake
3. William could not understand the sweeping standemonium in announcing 17 new flavors of the same operating system at Yawnfest3000
2. This gathering will require at least a small amount of standemonium in order to keep our audience awake
3. William could not understand the sweeping standemonium in announcing 17 new flavors of the same operating system at Yawnfest3000
by dorkusmaximus May 1, 2011
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Get the stardombase mug.Someone that wasn't friendly with Louis XIII would always bark about/threaten with beatdown this or reserving the right to beat his ass that, always getting standoffish with him if they even thought he was going to do something they didn't like whether he had done it yet or hadn't (which doing something somebody doesn't like should give someone else the right to kill you, and nobody likes getting threats from an instigator, so nothing works out and no deals/compromises are made between the two unfriendly parties).
by The Original Agahnim January 10, 2022
Get the Standoffish mug.When 2 (drunk) individuals approach a single toilet restroom at the same time, and it's unclear who should go first. Occasionally, it results in a tie, whereby both individuals use the facilities simultaneously.
Downed 7 Old Styles and ran to the jon during halftime. This other guy was doing the same, which resulted in a Wrigleyville Standoff
by Falcon Puncher August 7, 2016
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