Squidward

A sexual position used by kinky yet childish couples. You simply place your testicles over your girl's eyelids, then place your dick over her nose. This gives off the physical appearance of squidward's face.

"I went over to my girl's house yo, she told me to squidward her, so i was like aight yolo.''

by CarlWheez April 6, 2017

squizza

Another term for a squirrel

Wow, look, there's a squizza nibbling through my brake pipes!

by Lozzachops May 21, 2006

slizzard

One who has consumed alcohol and is ither tipsy or fully intoxicated and showing signs of the alcohol.

Damn last night shawtay got "slizzard".

by Lisa Ceezy February 21, 2003

slizzard

Getting heavily intoxicated and feeling like a G6, like a G6-6. It is imperative to feel like a G6 or else you are not slizzard.

I'm about to go out on the town and get mother fucking slizzard. Of course, I will need to feel like a G6, so fire up the jet.

by DrSlizzard October 11, 2010

squidward face

when you lay your balls over a persons eyes and put your dick along they're nose.

dood last nite i got squidward faced!!!

by DBL A June 11, 2006

slizzard

A term used for being intoxicated or drunk. Possible etymology: The common urban tmesis of "izz" inserted into the word "slurred.". Whereas "slurred" would be the indication of being drunk and slurring ones speech. Sl-izz-urred or Sl-izz-ard.

Poppin bottles in the ice, like a blizzard
When we drink, we do it right, gettin' slizzard

- Far East Movement, "Like a G6"

by HHEB November 2, 2010

slizzard on a goose

Drunk off dat Grey Goose

Before I leave the house
I'm slizzard on a goose
And I'm higher than a plane
So a nigga really loose

by Bp28 June 21, 2007