Squelching

The act of going to your moms funeral and shitting on the casket then smearing the shit on her face.

“Bro someone went and Squelching all over my moms casket”
“Sorry dude I was drunk”

by The corn cum festival organize September 15, 2025

squishing nigel

having intercourse with an extremely unattractive person, referred to as a squish. This type of sex is passionless and usually involves putting a bag over the "nigel squish's" head.

squishing nigel cool

by mrs tosser October 19, 2025

kitten squishing

Verb:

To teabag new born kittens still in their embriotic sacks.

Last night, I had so much fun kitten squishing.

by jacob dublubdub November 29, 2011

little squinchie

The smallest size ice cream from Culver’s. It’s so cute and tiny...and squinchie!

Please go get me a little squinchie? This is a yummy little squinchie!

by Squinchie Babe July 7, 2018

titty squishing

the act of squishing a titty. Often done by a person who has one when they are bored or by their partner whilst kissing or engaging in other activities

Maddy: yeah, i got so used to doing it doing quarantine that i caught myself titty squishing at school
Brandon: woah! that seems fun
Maddy: it really is underrated
Brandon: can i try?
Maddy: Your ass digging hands will not be anywhere near my squishies

by forthreeweeksandthreedays April 6, 2022

toad squishing

Toad squishing is when a man poops in his hand and masturbates.

"ill be there in a minute. Let me finish toad squishing. "

by anonymous February 4, 2025

Duple-squaching

To goon in a room for 48hrs and use the semen as an enema.

Luther has been duple-squaching that last few weeks and said he’s felt more energized than ever

by Gary_the_orgasmologist March 30, 2026