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Squeezer

A contraceptive used by men to plug his urethra with Elmer’s glue to prevent impregnating a girl during doing the sex.
“Bro! There is no way she is pregnant! I had a squeezer up in there while we was fucken!”

“No guys! He’s totally into me! The only reason he didn’t cuddle after sex was because he needed to remove the squeeze!”

“Dude, don’t use a squeezer! Imma buy you a box of condoms from Costco!”
by Lilelmer February 3, 2018
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Squeezer

An impatient motorist.

1. Shoots to front of the the line of cars waiting on the on ramp to the freeway.
2. Does a quick lane change cutting you off without using their blinker.
3. Weaves in and out of traffic at excessive speeds.
4. Uses the freeway entry/exit lane during rush hour to pass on the right to get ahead instead of waiting like everyone else.
That squeezer is giving me road rage!!!
by cpetkunas February 23, 2019
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cock squeezer

A jerk off, asshole, dipshit or otherwise stupid motherfucker.
Listen you fucking cock squeezer pay your fucking rent.
by TAU-rico May 8, 2003
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nipple squeezer

When you squeeze a womans nipple then milk comes out and it squirts in your eye.
"Yo Maria what the hell did I tell you about getting nipple squeezed by this guy, he'll hurt ya."
by John Lush March 9, 2003
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Squeege

a person who is very good at the video game counter-strike.
You suck, You're no squeege.
by collin skeetz October 6, 2006
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squeege

a guy who is well...just a squeege
josh is a squeege
by theantisqueege March 31, 2010
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Squeegee

Another word for main squeeze, a squeegee is a boy friend or girlfriend.
"You and your squeegee going to the club tonight?
by Darion August 11, 2007
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