Spursy

To dare when no one else does.
To rise when expected to fall.
To do, not just dream

TO DARE IS TO DO

"To dare is to do"? Nah, to dare is to be spursy.

by delealli64 May 21, 2025

Scurvy sea dog c**t

An insult to a person that hasn’t received any fingerbangs but might send bikini pics to your ex

“You’re a liar! And YOU are a scurvy c**t! Off you go together you scurvy sea dog c**t!“

by swiftyc April 12, 2026

Scurvy sea dog cunt

Someone who dumps you and then starts texting your friend

Fuck you, you scurvy sea dog cunt

by queenslander_ April 12, 2026

Survy

An uncommon way some nerds refer to the survival mode option on the videogame, Minecraft.

Dilbert: I thinaly found a hot mommy thillager to make my printheth

Edward: I thought you already had one?

Dilbert: no that wath my other thurvy world

Edward: I fucking hate your stupid idiot lisp just say survy

by FDflipperoo August 10, 2025

Internet scurvy

1. A common occurrence when a person playing (often games) on the internet neglects to eat or drink food for a long enough period that they die or their body atrophies to a husk.

2. A tragic plague that struck many internet pirates after limewire went down

"Did you hear about that Korean Starcraft player?"
"No what?"
"He died of internet scurvy in an internet cafe surrounded by food after playing starcraft for 40 hours"

by Captain Book January 23, 2013

Dick Scurvy

When BrickBeard the Pirate's penis becomes infected, with gluten based germs, and falls off.

Yaaar! My hideous dick scurvy scared all the ladies away!

by The Gluten-Dairy Free December 22, 2023

The Scurvy Eye

The sexual act of a male reaching climax, pulling out, and ejaculating into his partner's eye with such force they have to wear an eye patch for at least a week.

The Scurvy eye Mark gave that girl looks like it really hurts!

by Heavy Hitters Club January 10, 2025