Spitevite

Inviting a person to an event when you absolutely do NOT want them to attend - but you have to invite them for political/social reasons, to avoid drama.

I had to spitevite Tina to my party so Fifi and Lulu wouldn't be upset. They don't want her to feel left out even though Tina is a heinous condescending bitch.

by FallenAngel81 November 15, 2011

Spread My Mulch

The act of homosexual erotic activities with a group of 3 or more males. Typically hosted by a balding male with an unusually long torso. The event usually involves much anal play with the addition of glitter and various wooden butt plugs. The event is then ended with a pizza and beer celebration with the possibility of a round of golf.

The weather is going to be nice this weekend! I'm seeking a foursome for some weekend fun; help spread my mulch Saturday that will include pizza and beer. I will then be open to play a little golf Sunday (or potentially Saturday afternoon if we start early and finish early). You can't pass up this tremendous opportunity! Who's in?

by mikee8983 March 23, 2017

Sparted

To be yeeted off a cliff with the help of a kick

I got sparted, he sparted me. Also fuck you DARK SOULS™: REMASTERED

by AGVP June 9, 2020

joy-spreader

An individual met on trains with an effortless disregard for all conventions of society and so one who refuses to be brought down.
Will often engage in conversation with total strangers and with you, and their words may be sad, moving, joyous, outrageous and intelligent but impossible to disagree with. You leave the encounter feeling as though you may have met Jesus.

Their actions may sometimes border on insane, but with no active effort they therefore spread joy.

joy-spreader: (Shouted on leaving the train) Hotdogs and sunshine and reggae music and happiness!

by na1ndo8z May 10, 2011

E-sported

Term used in game where your opponent winning the game by getting good RNG

I know im getting e-sported when his mons getting additional turn 3times in a row

by Locosmocos January 24, 2018

Purse spreading

When a woman consciously puts her purse or other bags next to her just to be an ass and take up space on public transport. Quite the opposite of man spreading.

Oh look at that dumb bitch complaining about man spreading, but look at her purse spreading. Fuckers

by Blaze42264 May 15, 2018

Cd’s man spread

When a girl man spreads so big that it takes up the whole table and makes people very uncomfortable.

Yo I didn’t mean to Cd’s man spread on the bench this morning

by Tweetpea12 September 13, 2019