coal spreader

Someone who sends/shows you terrible memes.

Dude you’re such a coal spreader.

by P-Squilly January 14, 2024

Aristocatic Spreader

When you pour milk into a woman’s genitalia, and proceed to churn the milk with your own genitalia until it curates butter. Then finally you take out the butter and spread it on her ass cheeks

Oh yeah i could really go for an Aristocatic Spreader but ive ran out of milk

by Sxnyura January 17, 2026

Baby Batter Spreader

Originating from the Aba and Preach Video "WE NEED A PARENTING LICENSE. DaBaby & DaniLeigh are 🤡" . It is defined as a man who impregnates a plethora of women.

Person 1: "Yo you remember Danny from high school?"
Person 2: "Yeah, what about him?"
Person 1: "I heard he a Baby Batter Spreader now. Hella kids"
Person 2: "What the fuck are you talkin' about?"

by Correi Kamir January 14, 2022

slatero super spreader

An event which results in multiple couples falling pregnant due to the enjoyable nature and free flowing alcohol on the night.

Did you hear about Phil’s wedding? Proper slatero super spreader that was!

by Phil’s Soul Patch October 17, 2022