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spooted

when someone spits into your asshole and you fart it back out into someone else's mouth.
she spit in my ass and i spooted it into her friends mouth and she ate it.
by spootbooty December 19, 2018
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Sooned

Its a word that doesn't/shouldn't exist. But it does anyway because fuck it.
by gayfaggot#8990 December 15, 2018
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spooted

When a woman thinks she has to poot and they shit in there pants, the female version of sharted.

As most women say...they don't fart, they poot.
My wife said we need to leave the party because she just spooted.
by heminow? June 5, 2007
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Spooked

1. A new racial slur that is highly offensive and should never be used.
2.Scaring people via freaky coincidences, being a goob, and teen-like pranks.
3.Getting fucked by a white person.
4. One of the three ethnic groups of Europe.
5. The imperfect preterite tense of the verb to spook, spook being an action done by a Spooker. The Spooker class is a special group of people, animals, and inanimate objects who have sworn allegiance to ban any Tricksters, their rivals of the class Tricker, from entering Spooker territory.
1. We can't even provide an example here. This word in this context is too serious and offensive to even say hypothetically. Think before you say the S-word next time.

2. "Catherine spooked Jordan when she accidentally told him she was pregnant. He got so spooked when he received the text, he almost crashed his car."

3. Curt: "Hey, Katie. What did you do on indigenous people's day weekend?"

Katie: "Not much. My boyfriend spooked me lotsos though"

Curt: "I've never been spooked before"

4. Social Studies Teacher: "Can someone name the three ethnic groups in Europe?"

Student: "Spookerpeans, the Gypsies, and the French"

Social Studies Teacher: "Excellent"

5. The two spookers and their spooker doggo defeated the evil trickster, as she was no longer able to claim any dependents and therefore had to pay a fuckton of taxes.
by carmenwilson October 15, 2016
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Spooner

When you are at a party and you see someone hooking up, but one person doesnt know what they are doing and it looks as if they are eating the other persons face.
Girl "Hey look at them!"
Guy "Whoa, that girl doesn't know what she's doing!"
Girl & Guy "Way to pull a Spooner!"
by lol-ipopz October 30, 2011
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Swooned

To get hit so hard that you lose all virginity.
Snyder absolutely got Swooned by Dan.
by ElijA June 11, 2006
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Spooner

One who was brought up with a silver spoon in their mouth. An individual who was on the receiving end of free post-secondary education courtesy of Mummy and Daddy. A spooner is often heard spouting philosophical nonsense such as "Age is just a number and it's all in your head" and "It is what is, chief."
That young, professional engineer who views his paycheck as an entitlement sure is a gosh-damned spooner.
by Harold G February 15, 2008
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