Spontaneous Retard Disorder

Spontaneous Retard Disorder or SRD affects 1 in 3 people, most being white woman. When faced in situations where they are in the wrong ,SRD symptoms have a 95% percent chance arising. The symptoms are equivalent to a 3 year old baby having tantrum. The symptoms include Intense swearing, physical violence , emotional turmoil and in some severe cases psychosis. There is no known cure to SRD. Therapy is the only known way to lessen the effects. If you know someone with SRD try to communicate in a way which doesn't arise affects and helps them calm down. It currently affects roughly 125 million people.

Jessica started screaming and crying. When I went to try and calm her down she started attacking me for no reason calling all sorts of foul things. I didn't realize she had Spontaneous Retard Disorder and since forgiven her.

by Kakwkwk April 22, 2022

Spontaneously internally combusted

Whenever something randomly explodes because of a teamswitcher, buster the combuster, suicide ɓomɓer or a buster

OH MY STOP COMBUSTING IN MY FACE sorry I meant spontaneously internally combusted

by DOC. Chocc June 3, 2024

Spontaneous Synchronized Shitting Sarcoma

(SSSS) a serious disease characterized by unpredictable synchronized shitting of two or more people within 10 meters of each other and subsequent synchronized prayer for forgiveness.

"Can you imagine if today was Thursday instead of Tuesday?"
"Honestly, if it were thursday, we would all contract spontaneous synchronized shitting sarcoma and have to change our pants"

by chessmasterflex January 20, 2010

Spontaneous cumbustion

Premature ejaculation. One pump chump. Wet dreams.

We didn't even get to have sex due to spontaneous cumbustion.

by Dougageddon February 16, 2021

spontaneous alcoholic zynflation

The body's increased demand for Zyn's as it consumes alcohol, typically occuring in someone who reguarly uses Zyns.

"Hey man could I get another Zyn?"
"Dude that's like your 4th one in an hour."
"Yea man im pretty fucked up, I have spontaneous alcoholic zynflation."

by MoneyyMitch February 10, 2025

Spontaneousness

Doing alot of things spontaneously with a friend whilst bored in the school holidays.

Spontanaeity fun choredom

Jumping on a train coz you have $4 and you don't want to go home so you end up in the wop wops.

Going to see a movie coz you have absolutely nothing better to do.

Walking down the road at midnight to your local park coz you can't sleep.

Staying at one's house for a week coz you can't be bothered moving.

These are all prime examples of spontaneousness!! =

by j_clark135 October 15, 2010

Spontaneousness

Not a word -_-

Person 1: "I love the Spontaneousness."
Person 2: "That isn't a word. It's Spontaneity."

by WordyWords September 13, 2017