Spinach-phaggot

A spinach eating person who typically hates themselves

That girl is uneducated clearly she isn't a spinach-phaggot

by theofficialPentecost January 17, 2017

Gaming Spinach

Weed

Whenever you need to git gud quick just smoke that gaming spinach.

by velle February 4, 2021

Wiggy-Ass Spinach

That bomb-ass dank-ass from down up north.

"Yo dawg, can I get a nickel bag?"
"Of course homie, you want OG Kush or that Canadian Wiggy-Ass Spinach?

by Egg Nogma January 9, 2021

spinach dip

The scooping of the right or left under bum with all four fingers minus the thumb.

“Guys, Adrian just spinach dipped me on the dance floor”

by ZippyAF December 10, 2023

dipped spinach

PCP. marijuana dipped in embalming fluid

lets get a g of that dipped spinach for this weekend.

by animal chen August 29, 2009

Spinaching

Throat-fucking a girl so she sounds like Popeyes laugh "Ug gug gug gug" before promptly cumming in one eye.

So last night, I was spinaching Brittany, and it was the best experience of my life.

by UhhhIDKMan May 31, 2015

spinach

A disgusting slimy-soggy acridly-bitter green produced by cruel-hearted farmers who smirkingly collude with equally-sadistic parents in an effort to torture our nation's youth. Same goes for broccoli, Brussels sprouts, asparagus, fiddleheads, beet leaves/stalks, and any other horridly-unappealing chlorophyll-rich garden-crap that causes otherwise-normal youngsters who are unfortunate enough to be presented with said revolting unpalatables to prematurely contemplate suicide.

There are so many alternative foods and dietary-products --- especially with modern-day knowledge/technology --- that children could be fed instead of spinach and other horrendously-yucky leafy-greens! And in any case, of course, contrary to what kiddie-health-obsessed parents try to convince their tearful little ones, it has NOT ever actually been indisputably proven that these disgusting comestibles truly "add color to your cheeks" (Who wants green cheeks?!) or otherwise create a significant improvement in every growing child's development, especially if --- again --- said youngster eats an otherwise healthful diet which avoids “junk food” and includes also-nutritious-and-much-more-palatable veggies like lettuce, peas, beans, carrots, corn, etc.. Plus his being forced to choke down such fear-of-mealtimes-producing distastefuls can also have a seriously-negative --- and completely opposite from the desired --- effect, as well... just like da proverbial child who “was drugged as a child --- my parents ‘drug’ me to church", the agonized youth may in fact NOT “learn to like it”, but will instead become so agonizingly sickened and “turned off” from "healthy eats" that he will secretly decide to totally shun any and all consumption of green vegetables just as soon as he is no longer under someone's authority, and so he therefore may eventually become a complete "meat 'n' potatoes man" with clogged arteries and a "built-in writing-desk", if ya know what I mean!

by QuacksO November 20, 2018