Spiderman

weak rip-off of Superman, the one true superhero. Also incorperates elements of Batman. A Clark Kent-ish kid, Peter Parker, develops superpowers in his teens (like Clark Kent) loses his uncle in an act of random crime (ala Batman) and dedicates his life to fighting crime (like Batman). Wears a blue and red costume (like Superman) works for a newspaper (like Superman) and has a rouges gallery that features a fat, bald multi-millionaire criminal (like Superman). Alter ego has to put up with abuse from cranky newspaper edior (like Superman). Infact, there isn't much torn from the pages of DC comics here. Spiderman is a rip-off. Much like every Marvel character has relied on DC Comics genuis, Spiderman is a poor mans Superman/Batman.

"Spiderman is the coolest character ever!"

"No. He's a rip-off of Superman and Batman. He sucks..."
by PepsiCola September 16, 2006
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Spiderman

For when a guy doing his girl, pulls out and cums into his hand.
Then throws his cum at her and says "SPIDERMAN!!"
after jack was done banging jill from behind, he came in his hand and threw in her face and said "Spiderman!"
by Darcness November 12, 2010
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Spidermaning

When you hold your hand like spider-man does when he shoots a web so you can use your index finger and pinkie to finger both the pussy and ass hole at the same time.
"The next thing I knew we were both naked and he was spidermaning me, I squirted everywhere!"

"I heard he was spidermaning her and she screamed so loud the neighbors called the cops!"
by Justthetipiswear May 01, 2016
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Spiderman

The act of cumming on a girl so that it appears as though she has spider webs hanging off of her.
Goddamn man! I gave Catherine a kick ass Spiderman last night! She made my spidey senses tingle!
by Douggie Fresh September 27, 2007
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Spiderman

The spiderman is something that often happens to guys that go to prison on their first night in the shower. All the other guys beat up the "fresh fish" and push him to the ground in the corner of the shower then they form a circle around him and beat off till they cum in their hand and sling it at the new guy that all beat up and crying like a little girl. As they throw the cum at him they yell "Go Web!". Its a way of showing the new guy that from that minute on he's somebody's bitch.
Damn, look over there, that guy's gettin spiderman'ed! They pushed him to the floor, beat off in their hands and threw the nut all over him. He's somebody's bitch now..... sad.
by Big Duff March 06, 2009
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Spiderman [spiderman]

The dysfunctional superhero that got bit by a spider and has a lame theme song.
"Spiderman spiderman, spiderman, does whatever a spider can..."
by JohannaParker September 28, 2008
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spiderman and elsa

A fucking terrible thing that should end now
Bob:The spiderman and elsa videos are fucking terrible right billy
Billy: for damn sure the people that run the channels that post those should end
by Frydtost December 20, 2018
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