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deadliest snatch

A less than ideal female sexual partner (generally a one night drunken hook-up) whose pussy is so nasty it carries with it the highest possible likelihood of catching a ginormous amount of crabs while simultaneously risking life and limb.
After eating the tequila worm I hooked up with Lisa and her deadliest snatch.
by monkeyman1968 June 10, 2014
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Discount Double Snatch

Where you go look around for the best discount on a threesome with two hookers. Though it must be noted the only way this can be performed properly is if a double check is done to find the best possible discount for the hookers that are to be involved. Upon purchasing the hookers and banging them you then proceed to pull out and jizz on both of them, all while doing Aaron Rodger's signature belt move while yelling "discount double snatch!".
Brett: So Mikey get laid yet or what?

Doug: Yeah dude he banged two hookers while doing the Discount Double Snatch.

Brett: NIICE, Aaron Rodgers would be proud.

Doug: Yeah, if only it had been performed on two dudes Rodgers would be even prouder.

Brett: True that, fuckin' FudgePackers.
by Mike Schrampfey December 5, 2012
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snatch basher

A cock, used in such a way as to bash a snatch
J gave nikky a good fucking with his snatch basher!!
by CrWambam August 4, 2007
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snatch you bald

A threat to pull out all of one's hair. Often said by irate mothers.
"Give me that headband before I snatch you bald."
by MiloTheHobo September 19, 2009
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Internet snatch

A girl or woman, married or single, who is willingly or unknowingly photographed or filmed in sexually graphic or provocative positions or poses, either completely naked, or in provocative and revealing clothing, with the intention of the photographer to post the best photos and videos on the Internet.
1. Gary and Bonnie were both intensely aroused while he photographed her naked, excited by their planning to post them online, knowing guys and maybe even women would be getting off as they enjoyed her shameless naked poses, while her husband had no idea his darling was one more Internet snatch.

2. When Pat got his wife Gerry home from the party, she was totally wasted and out of it. He dumped her on the bed, and as she fell into a deeper and deeper sleep, he slowly undressed her, then positioned her provocatively. Next, standing on a kitchen chair, he began taking a series of photographs, moving her body into new, increasingly lewd and revealing positions as he progressed. Then afterwards, he uploaded the best, most arousing images to the computer and posted them on a favorite website of his. He then emailed several cyber friends to let them know the photos had posted. Although Gerry had no idea, she had become an Internet snatch for a select few of her husband's friends.
by July41944 June 2, 2009
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Spatchcocked

When a man spreads a woman’s arms and legs out with the intention of penetrating her
Kenzie is going out Friday and Tallulah is getting absolutely spatchcocked
by Jonnyfiller411 March 17, 2022
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snatch-faced bitch

Kelly Mykins is a snatch-faced bitch. Lets go have synchronized swimming with Charlene.
by Anjr00 July 28, 2003
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