Sparky's skoal slide

When sparky hides his monstrous wad of chew in his drunk girlfriends stinky fanooter

Whoa! Did you hear about that Sparky's skoal slide? He dumped off that whole lipper of chaw in that snatch.

by Tee unit November 20, 2010

smarty pants

someone who displays intelligence in an annoying way

Amy: Oh no. Here comes Mark, Mr. Smarty pants.
Becky: I’ll bet he’s going to tell us about how to fix my car.
Amy: I’m sure you’re right. He’s always shooting his mouth off about all the things he can do.

by shracaneits January 16, 2009

Spartan'd

The total destruction of a persons self esteem via the motion and dialogue derived from the movie, "300". Warning: Being Spartan'd can result in destruction of self esteem and physical and/or mental bruising.

TJ: Can we get this line moving? This is madness how slow this is...
Eric: Madness..? THIS IS SPARTA!! *kicks TJ*
TJ: :( I've just been spartan'd...

by Archduke of Wellington October 5, 2009

Sparta High School

Hick school in Sparta, Wisconsin, also known as Spartard. Common extracurriculars include tobacco chewing, cow tipping, Wal Mart trips, and teenage pregnancy.

The football team is the pre-game show for the band.

"Hey, I gradumacated from Sparta High School!! I'm edumacated now!!"

by GenizGirl October 22, 2008

Smartypooper

A person who is a know-it-all
Derived from partypooper

"Don't use my smartypooper lingo against me!"

by Neema Nanna February 9, 2009

sparly

having the peculiar mix of quasi-lemur humor, self-deprecation, awesomeness, social detachment, and overprotectedness.

I find one such sparly person in an internet chatroom for depressives.

by magiccat28 February 25, 2010

Sporty Vag

A sporty vag is when you can use your vagina in game play when playing kinect.

Oh i just smashed that ball with my sporty vag and scored points!

by Loose dolly April 20, 2011