Chocolate Sombrero

When a person shits while riding a chindo, leaving the shit in the shape of a sombrero

After making love for an hour, she handed me the chindo and told me she wanted to give me a chocolate sombrero.

by TIT0 April 18, 2014

Blue Sombrero

An Atlanta based internet registration company that provides youth soccer organizations with registration and website hosting. This company is an expert in providing youth sports with premium grade registration software.They are considerd they best registration provider in the country.

Blue Sombrero also is the parent company of The Administrator, the nations largest online Youth Soccer Administrator newsletter.

"Guess what dude? We are using Blue Sombrero's Platinum Service to register our teams, schedule our tournaments, and collect our club fees".

"Oh sweet man, that beats using paper registration methods anyday".

by Treestand May 13, 2008

Salty Sombrero

the term for when you drink so much tequila you start hearing your walls serenading you with "A thousand Miles" by Vanessa Carlton. In a mariachi fashion, also hanging from this sombrero are rusty fish hooks with raw goat meat the source of this goat meat is unknown. But legend has it the Chupacabra leaves it. Kind of like a really fucked up tooth fairy. Good to note that your name usually ends in -ita, -ito, if you have multiple first names, or your name is consuela.

Bro I got so schwasted last night I think I hit a salty sombrero: and yes I did cry when my walls serenaded me.

by The Branch November 30, 2010

Nasty Sombrero

When one partner puts on a Sombrero and the other parther shits in it then they get in a doggy position and the catcher (one whos getting it up the ass) eats out of the Sombrero like a troth (thing pigs eat out of)

Bitch one: Man Yolanda your breath STANKS!
Bitch two: Ya HO! me and Brian did the Nast sombrero last night
Bitch one: Damn you some scary ass motherfuckers!
Bitch two: Hey look dead babies!

by Jordan April 7, 2004

Sombrero Chokeout

When a man is fucking a woman(wearing a sombrero) from behind. Pulling back on the sombrero for leverage aswell as lighlty choking the biatch into unconsciousness.

Timmy- Those Tijuana ho's are freaky.

Jimmy- What happened?

Timmy- I was boning this chica who was wearing one of those big floppy hats and she kept screaming, "Ay Papi, Yo quiero un sombrero chokeout!!"

by E-BombNYCandN8 June 9, 2008

sombie

racial slur for a Mexican referring to the silly oversized hats they wear (sombrero)

There are a group of sombies that mow the neighbor's lawn

by Phillip Greenwood September 26, 2005

Sombrero

It's a way of life dedicated to relaxing and socializing while appreciating the finest weed, beer and wine.

Its Mexicano not Spanish.

Started by TSC crew.

As Diana was stressing about whatever it is she always stresses about, Nuno told her: Sombrero.

Person: How are you?
OtherPERSON: Sombrero.
Person: Naa.

by Nilaratowen October 10, 2009