bath soaps

The gift you give when you don't know what to get someone. Similar to gifting gift cards.

I don't know what the fuck to get Kalyani! Maybe I'll get her a set of Pumpkin Tea bath soaps.

by Audger Podger December 27, 2008

soapy

brand new / clean look/ still relevant

on urban dictionary.com does everything slang word have too be funny or what?" "no it just has to be soapy.

by docaonereosk October 24, 2010

soapy tenner

Far from being the work of any one individual, the phrase Soapy Tenner has existed since the agricultural revolution, when Jethrow Tull - fresh from inventing either the seed drill or the spinning jenny - staggered into a local house of ill repute, and demanded a 'soapy titwank' to wash the filth that clung to his nether regions.

The quick witted whore replied that she'd want a 'soapy tenner' before she let him ream her jubblies with his filthy love-wand, and Tull agreed.

after shooting a sticky load into her hair, he proceeded to knee her in the crotch and run off without paying. The phrase 'Soapy Tenner' came to mean a tenner you're never likely to see.

I bet you a soapy tenner Jethrow Tull didn't invent the spinning jenny, fool.

by Leonard Hatred December 14, 2008

Soapy Hand Slap

The Soapy Hand Slap is a sexual act. The way it works is a male ejaculates into his hand, works the spunk into a bit of a lather, then slaps his sexual partner in the face with his now jizz-lathered hand.

Guy : Ugghhhhhnnnnnnnnnn....uhhh....nnnnnnnnn....ah. Ahh. Ah-ah-oh-uhhhhhnnnn. (heavy breathing ensues)

Girl : Whew! That was...well, that was, um...good.

Guy : (fakes masturbating using spunk as lube, in order to work up a lather)

Girl : Oh. You trying to get it up so we can go again?

Guy : Soapy Hand Slap!!! (slaps girl with lathered hand, smearing spunk across her face).

Girl : So, wer'e done, right? I mean, that pretty much just ended our relationship. Ok. Well, see you later, asshole.

by blackholepcs July 11, 2009

soapy wank

A Jack and Seven as your hole cards in a hand of Texas Hold 'em Poker.

With two 7's and a Jack on the flop and a Soapy Wank in the hand I had a full house.

by Poker December 28, 2005

Soapy Sack

A cheesdick, asshole, douche-bag or just your standard everyday prick. Someone you think about while you are soaping your pills in the shower.

Hey soapy sack, you think you want to stop hitting on my buddy's wife?

by surfdog March 10, 2009

National Soappy Tiddy Pic

Any Girl of your choice has to send you a Soappy tiddy pic

Sage-Hey it National Soappy Tiddy Pic

Sofia- Ok here we go

by Daddymaster1029392 September 13, 2021