Smeg Head Shit Face

Some fat cunt asshole who wont stop being a little shit/ stupid whore.

Why is your mum such a Smeg Head Shit Face

by Smeg head shit face April 5, 2020

Smeg

somebody who needs a wash or doesn’t know how to wash properly

Sam:i stink
ally:ew you smeg

by kmc.x January 29, 2018

Smeg

Derived from the word smegma, as although provides 1 purpose is a completely useless and otherwise smelly often disgusting thing that needs cleansing.

A social media mummy who has no life apart from that of her child, owing to the fact she was previously a slut, slag, boring bitch, thot or combinations of.

No job prospects
No friends

Mate, have you seen this smeg posted 40 photos of kid today and its only 11.54am

by Kronotex September 10, 2019

Smeg

Dick cheese

Ew You smell like smeg you nasty sket

by Ptero-fucking-dactyl January 24, 2020

smeg

The liquid part of cum like when you forget to shake the ketchup bottle and you get that liquidy water part of the ketchup. The smeg is the liquidy substance.

"Ah stahppp your smeg is all over my face!"
Also #smeg

by cum destroyer May 2, 2014

Skegness Smeg Nest

When a woman with a bad yeast infection, has multiple loads shhot into her pubic hair. The man waits until the semen and discharge dry, then he feeds it to the woman like a bird feeds its young.

Jane was looking hungry, so the guys gave her a Skegness Smeg Nest.

by Curthydra695 April 3, 2025

Smeg

An illegal Drug

You can either snort it or shoot it up in a needle
Measured in a skiz

Yo bro im trynna shoot up some smeg.
You got a skiz on you?

by Smegman63 October 7, 2021