Smeg Head Shit Face

Some fat cunt asshole who wont stop being a little shit/ stupid whore.

Why is your mum such a Smeg Head Shit Face

by Smeg head shit face April 5, 2020

Smeg

Smeg is what you call someone if there an absolutely smashed

Mate your apsolutly smeged

by Dhrnyucuebrneksje January 15, 2019

Smeg

When someone called "Meg" steals something. An abbreviation of "It's Meg".

"URGH, has anyone seen my medication? It's gone missing from my bag."

"Smeg"

by rjtl77 July 8, 2023

Smeg launcher

Outrageous outburst of cheese fires out of your dick like a gun

Fuck I was playing with my smeg launcher last night and it was fun

by Largejohnson69 December 30, 2020

Skegness Smeg Nest

When a woman with a bad yeast infection, has multiple loads shhot into her pubic hair. The man waits until the semen and discharge dry, then he feeds it to the woman like a bird feeds its young.

Jane was looking hungry, so the guys gave her a Skegness Smeg Nest.

by Curthydra695 April 3, 2025

smeg tip

The japs eye, the bit of the penis piss and jizz comes out.

Was wanking real hard looking at the smeg tip, it winked and next thing I jizzed in my eye.

by Lord Gannet V March 16, 2020

Premium Smeg

A dick cheese that's so fine and pristine that it has to be admired and respected by many. It is rare to find smegma of this quality, thus causing it to be the premium of smeg.

Usually found to be as clear as the semen of a very hydrated man, and when comes into contact with vaginal or rectal fluids immediately dissolves into a natural form of lube.

I was involved in an orgy on Saturday, and one of these dudes had a severe amount of smegma, but it turned out to be premium smeg and just enhanced the thrill of the orgy.

by Bork Glasgow July 23, 2016