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Slutty Martinez

Noun, Slang Highly appealing or interesting; attractive; Sexy Single Straight Male from Salt Lake City, Utah:

1.A person from Salt Lake City, Utah who is widely acknowledged to have sex appeal, the meaning of Yummy, a Man whose Macho is Gnarly!
2. A Man dedicated to supporting Single Mothers by Donating to Strip Clubs, and Finding the Cure for Breast Cancer.
3. A SL,UTty Martinez refers to a Salt Lake City, Utah association of Sexy, Slutty, Beer Drinkers.
"That guy over there is Such a Slutty Martinez!"

Boy tells Girl, "I am In Like with You"
Girl tells Boy, "I Love You"
Boy feels trapped and can't breathe and says "I am Sorry Hun, I am a Slutty Martinez, I have to Run"

"Women might be able to Fake Orgasms, but a Slutty Martinez can fake a Whole Relationship"
by Don_Mayhem January 22, 2010
mugGet the Slutty Martinezmug.

Slutty Cat

(n.) A dark creature that comes forth from the shadows around Halloween. Likes to attend parties and sip on drinks with its "girls". Has a thin layer of black yoga-pants-like skin. Also dons war paint that seems to resemble mascara. Stay at least 20 feet away, kill with fire.
On Halloween, Brittany and Ashley take the form of a slutty cat for 24 hours.
by Sir Ian Gibbions III October 28, 2013
mugGet the Slutty Catmug.

slutty sara

when your buddy goes to see a cat in an apartment on the third floor that leads to a videoed porn session.
He totally got a slutty sara lastnight.
by Chrissy Torin March 4, 2007
mugGet the slutty saramug.

Slutty Whiskey

There's no pleasure in a Slutty Whiskey, its about getting the job done.
by BeazMony July 2, 2021
mugGet the Slutty Whiskeymug.

slutty wife

A way of a married woman to dress/behave like a slut, making horny all the (straight) males around her.
This issue might be caused by a sense of dissatisfaction from the woman to her husband (or maybe she's just a slut).
The way she dressed makes her seem like a slutty wife. I would bang her if her husband wasn't that big.
by C.Rai August 6, 2019
mugGet the slutty wifemug.

Slutty McMuffin

There’s my slutty McMuffin! Come to daddy
by Z-diddy58 June 13, 2019
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Slutty Jalapeño

When you bring a spicy, sexy, hot siñorita home and she pegs you so hard your booty burns hotter than California in the midst of a fiery summer drought.
My arsehole needs a fire extinguisher after the slutty jalapeño I received last night.
by StarryeyedDemon November 11, 2018
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