slackcess

to not live in a dwelling, but be able to come and go as one pleases

Sven had slackcess to his friend's penthouse suite in Dubai when he was in town for business

by CDs nuts October 6, 2010

slacker genius

That friend who never studies of does homework, but always seems to make straight A's in a major more difficult than yours.

"Does that guy even take classes here? I only see him at parties chugging beers!"

"Oh yeah, he's pre law. Total slacker genius."

by Nattyslammer May 19, 2014

Slackerific

A feeling
1.) Slacking off like a real pro.
2.) Being in a slackerlike mood
3.) Feeling like slacking off.
4.) Also known as being cool.

I'm really Slackerific.

by Fox Cruton February 23, 2009

Shecky

A Shecky is the lesser-known sibling of a famous person. They come from the same gene pool, but clearly lack that "something special" to elevate them out of Sheckyhood. Additionally, they are granted singing/acting opportunities strictly based on genetic nepotism (i.e. See Ashlee Simpson).

Ashlee Simpson = Shecky Simpson
Kevin Dillon = Shecky Dillon
Chad Lowe = Shecky Lowe

You get the picture... :)

by PollyNik September 2, 2005

teh secks

If something is teh secks it is as good as sex.

Leeching mp3z from gbit topsites is teh secks!

by Tali-Tal January 13, 2005

seck

A hypothetical singular form of the noun secks. A round of sexual intercourse is composed of infinitely many secks, much like the area under a curve in integral calculus is composed of infinitely many line segments. The use of "seck" is hypothetical because it is impossible to give or receive only one seck.

There are no examples of isolated secks because, while their existences are mathematically deducible, they are physically unobservable.

by Suineder February 5, 2010

secks

The 1337 way of saying 'sex' as to not be blocked in message boards and forums. 'Sex' would be blocked, but 'secks' wouldn't be. Often put together with the word butt to make 'buttsecks', which is often grouped with surprise to make the phrase 'surprise buttsecks'.

Lol, that monkey got some secks

by Underdogg13 July 22, 2009