Slaying the dragon

1. The act of sleeping with an unattractive girl in a time of need
2. What one must do a lot of on the heroic quest to find one's princess

Matt: they say you have to slay a few dragons before you meet your princess well I've finally found my princess
Pete: dude! did you seriously just talk about slaying the dragon in your wedding speech?

by Pillowman September 16, 2016

Whats Shaking

Like saying whats up

Yo my niggaa whats shaking

by KINGREUBEN October 25, 2008

Slatington

A small rural town in East Central Pennsylvania. This town is well-known for its 300 pound toothless women wnadering the streets. There are also an abundance of 14 year-old's dressing as prostitutes. The one piece of art in the city is a statue of some pervert fireman holding a baby.

I am a child molester so I went to Slatington.

I have a fat woman fetish so I went to get me some action in Slatington.

by death2qwerty January 24, 2005

Shaking Hands with Abe Lincoln

Masturbation; spanking the monkey; shining the pope; pleasing the tall dude with the beard; playing 5 on 1, hanging out with Mary Palmer and her 5 sisters

When the professor asked the students if "there were any other terms for masturbation" to add to the list he had on the board during our human sexuality class, the class fell silent. Then, this grisly old dude in the back crowed out "shaking hands with Abe Lincoln". His addition shocked the entire class including the professor.

by R. Keefe November 30, 2005

Soaking Wet

When a females pussy isn't just wet, it's really really wet.

My girls pussy was soaking wet from her masturabtion while giving me a blowjob before my cock even entered into her.

by Anonymous Anon Girl November 6, 2015

Shaking

When your quaking and shook at the same time

"Did you see the Kardashian 10 year anniversary special I was shaking the whole time."

by Annora Wiston September 26, 2017

Shaking the vending machine

Having sex with a fat chick.

In either case, there is usually snacking involved afterward.

When you get too drunk or just simply its been a while you may end up "shaking the vending machine".

by km22 May 18, 2011