Siri

A device that tells you to call the suicide hotline when all your saying is that you want to jump off of a bridge.

Hey Siri, where's the nearest bridge I can jump off of?

by Wierdo9000 August 1, 2017

Siri

A huge bitch on the iPhone.👎

Siri is a bitch.

by !@#@#$@#!@##$!@#$%^&#$%&*(&ACF December 21, 2015

Siri

The literal hottest thing ever. Also very tired of hearing the phrase "Hey Siri."

You know you're self secure when you feel like a Siri.

by mayamayamayamaya44 May 2, 2022

siri

a beautiful and wonderful person. she will typically be a virgo and not afraid to speak her mind. she's goofy and a catch. you should most definitely be friends with siri and maybe even more then friends.

friend: i think i really really like her!
friend #2: well ofc she's siri!!

by juul pods February 10, 2020

Siri

A thing on a Apple product you can talk to and get information from the internet.

I told Siri to look up “How does a television work” and got some information.

by TeirTeir June 20, 2018

Siri

“A worse version of google assistant.”
-Toxic Android users

“Hey, you heard of Siri?”
“Is she the unnecessary robot you use when you’re too lazy to use a search engine?”
“Yep! That’s the one!”

by i eat pizza for breakfast November 1, 2021

Siri

A girl who tries to get to know herself. She's a lesbian, a good person. She's put on a show of the perfect girl that she doesn't want to be. After all, she fell in love with a girl who makes her proud and loved.

She's Siri, the good and the nerdy kid in class.

by Human.4 November 24, 2021