sorry siri

When your mobile phone gives you the wrong directions through a road or highway that is closed.

"I'm trying to get to so-and-so. What is another route?" someone asks at a seasonal road closure. " Sorry siri. You should have done better." is the reply.

by juan phat kat April 12, 2022

Siri

Siri is one of the funniest person you will know! She loves to dance and hang out with her friends, she has a big dark side once you get to know her, she is kind of smart but doesn’t know it! She is beautiful but she think she’s ugly and is very insecure about her body.She will say yes to someone but doesn’t want to and you can tell by her face. She has many tough times but she can get though it. She’s very very competitive in Everything, she will do ANYTHING for her family and friends.If you hurt one of her besties she will kill you..

Person1: “wow Siri really love to compete in everything”
Person2 “ we’ll she does it for her besties!”

by 🌼LoveMyDaisy🌼 April 21, 2022

xbox siri’s ex

A play off of the Xbox series X. The newest xbox console

Do you know the xbox series x?

You mean the xbox siri’s ex?

Hahahaahahahaha!

by Mestopheles369 November 24, 2020

Siri

Big wood and very smexy make ppl wet

Siri was good in bed

But better with vishy

by anonymous December 16, 2020

siri

georgian slang for penis

1)dude you are so siri
2) I'll put siri on your face

by oqro kaci February 15, 2021

Are you siri?

Phrase uttered, when a situation is so ridiculous or bad that it makes you lose your marbles.

Dummy: I just spent all your money on marshmallows. You now own 100 metric tonnes of marshmallows

Me:...Are you siri?

by Cappy hamper July 17, 2025

nikah siri

"Nikah siri" is the Indonesian slang term for marrying voice assistants like Siri, where "nikah" is a loan word of Arabic origin meaning "marriage".

In a hilarious twist, my friend joked that he's going to "nikah siri" with Siri—after all, she's the only one who understands his weird interests!

by Emotional Cruiser November 16, 2025