Simi Valley

A safe city that is relatively nice to live in, other than dipshit teenagers, but that's a given for most cities.

Guy 1: "Dude Simi Valley sucks!"

Guy 2: "At least it is not Santa Monica"

by Ventura County Resident January 20, 2022

Tyler Simeone

Tyler Simeone is amazing.
He knows how to have fun, and is pretty much a badass.
He is somebody that ANY girl would love to date.
I have dibs.
Oh, and he kinda makes me melt<3

Tyler Simeone wants to take me to the pretty lights concert, babyyyy(:

by Meryl Freaking Wilson August 20, 2011

simey

Simey is a beautiful girl who is loved by many. She has a nice heart but a bad ass attitude. She goes hard for her friends and lover. If u have Simey as a girlfriend losing her would be the dumbest thing you ever do. She’s very loyal and intelligent but is slow at some times. Get you a Simey and you’ll be the happiest person in the worl.

Yo she loyal. Is her name Simey?
She mad cute, that’s Simey

by Channel Baby November 18, 2017

Simi Valley

A very very small town in California close to Thousand Oaks. Simi Valley is located in Southern California.

She lives in Simi Valley

by Mathura August 19, 2004

Simeyeon

The Main mane with A plan. He is the nigga that will fuck yo bitch then bust on momma face and take a shit in your bathroom

Simeyeon that nigga

by BitchNigga2.0 May 14, 2015

simi valley

Small town in Southern California, that is supposed to be "the safest place", sure, if you like tons of teenage druggies, violent teenage guys, and white supremests.

"I'm on LSD, meth, crack... and other stuff."
"Where do you live?"
"Oh, um Simi Valley."

by Kaboom December 31, 2004

silience

Silly silence. A misunderstanding leading to silence....usually through some electronic means of communication leading to waiting an inordinate amount of time for a reply text/email.

Mom: Are you hungry?
Kid: Starving!
M: I've got a surprise for you in the kitchen. It's your favourite. Love Mom
K: I hope it's your shaved pussy
K: OMG
K: Don't read that last part...it was my phone auto-correct!!
K: I meant PORK. Shaved poorrrrk. I'm so sorry Ma.
K: Mom?

This silience brought to you courtesy of Damn You Auto-correct.

by cdafox August 3, 2011