Silky Goose

Freshly shaven man plums.

A bare-skinned scrotum stretched with a pair of testes.

You ready for your date tonight?
You know it. I got that money and she gonna love that silky goose I got for her!

Should I go out with a little downy fluff, or go full silky goose on a first date?

Patient- “Is there anything I need to do in preparation for my vasectomy?”
Doctor- “Don’t eat or drink anything after midnight. Don’t take any NSAIDs or blood thinners and if you could come in with a silky goose, that would save some time on the table.”

by Rocksmeltit May 6, 2024

Silky Fudgestick

When sloppy toffee goes wrong

"My favourite sex position is the Silky Fudgestick" - Dan T

by daddyslittlepogchamp January 14, 2023

silky buffalo

an endangered buffalo who knows it's stance

Kudos to Neneh Cherry for protecting that silky buffalo.

by sativa dewitt August 23, 2014

Silky Shower

When a group of 3 or more males enter a shower and have a jerk circ

Guy 1 "Hello gentlemen, would thou like to have a silky shower
Guy 2 "Thy would love to attend"

by Suckmybeno June 20, 2018

Silky swan

A white male who likes to rub his long white penis against the opposite sex in a way of being cheeky yet intimate. Usually women find men like this disgusting and a total turn off. Silky swans are usually lovely people deep down though give them help if you ever see one with his dick out.

Stop rubbing your dick on me you silky swan!
Fucking Jezza is a huge Silky swan

by Realcuntaye August 20, 2017

Silky Sandwich

An act in which an individual, while wearing pantyhose, tights, or nylons, envelops another individuals face in his or her hosiery clad feet, massaging the cheeks with the toes and sliding the soles around on the face to induce pleasure in hosiery fetishists.

during foreplay, Jane gave hank a silky sandwich that made him lose his mind.

by kirkboss May 31, 2018

Silky smooth transition Mint

A man of great prowess.
Known for being able to smoothly merge and prolong conversations by adding a continuation in between.

MInty: Speaking of Black Mirror, what's the story with IM?

*Silky Smooth Transition Mint*

by Alfred Nevermind September 24, 2020