Shovel Dick 

When you pull out of a girls ass and you have shit caked on you foreskin, you are said to have a bad case of shovel dick. This is because your dick now looks like a shovel after you've been digging a whole with it.

Mark had shovel dick after a night out with his mother.

Shovel Dick by Captain Nipply February 26, 2009

shovel ready 

The state or condition of being near death. Exhausted or completely worn out. Passed its useable life.

The doctor referred to his terminal patients as "shovel ready"

shovel ready by TCJohnson March 7, 2009

shovel face 

A very ugly critter looks almost as it has been beaten in the face with a shovel continuously. Usually found terrorizing inncoent souls in her presence, resides in 629 horan hall. Do not attempt to make contact, it may seem harmless but the screech of its voice can make even the stongest man cry.

Sean:Hey Kara did you see that hidious girl yesterday?
Kara:Uhh yeah, she was a complete shovel face.

shovel face by Ruskiez November 25, 2007

Shovel Dick 

The English translation for para la pinga....Meaning go to hell...or Fuck

The other day I stubbed my toe and screamed..agghh shovel dick.

Shovel Dick by Tripod36 August 1, 2008

Shovel Warrior

A girl that is so ugly it looks like she got hit in the face with a shovel

Damn! That chick is a huge Shovel Warrior, she wore that one right in the face!

Shovel Warrior by Pittbull March 24, 2005

shovel this 

When you have to do something that you really don't want to do.

Owner: Clean all this shit up, because im the owner and can tell you whatever the hell I want to.

Me: Hey *sticks up middle finger* shovel this you cunt rag...Im on my break

shovel this by The King For A Day...aka...AlexZ November 3, 2005

Shovel Punched 

Shovel Punched - like getting hit in the head really hard with a shovel

I was watching this TV show on old mob guys, and this one old timer picked up a Shovel and hit this guy square in the face….. it’s like he Shovel Punched him.

Shovel Punched by Red Earth January 8, 2011