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Moldy Shorts

The second war with Voldemort would have gone much easier if the light side had just called him Moldy Shorts.
by Bibliophile3 November 5, 2010
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short work

a quick and easy conquest; describing someone or something that can be defeated with seemingly minimal effort.
"haha, I will make short work of you!" - token cartoon villian from some old animated superhero TV series

The Chicago White Sox made short work of the Houston Astros in the 2005 World Series.
by Polo November 6, 2005
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Stop short

Frank Costanza's "move", which he claims to have used on Estelle Costanza circa 1955.

It involves the driver hitting the brakes in a moving vehicle, suddenly (stopping-short), and throwing out the hand closest to the front seat passenger's chest, as to stop them from being hurled towards the dashboard; inadvertently, groping the passenger's chest in the process.
Frank: "I used it on Estelle 40 years ago. I told EVERYBODY about it, everybody knows - *HMPH* - I stop short!"

Jerry: "Really..? 'Stopping short' - that's a good move..."

Frank: "You're not kidding it's a good move!"
by Tunachipz July 28, 2019
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YouTube shorts

A variety of the tiktok disease with out the tiktok watermark.

Generally, has tiktok reposts. Mostly has staged pranks, unfunny jokes, dangerously fake facts and more.
My friend likes YouTube shorts. I think something’s wrong with him.
by youcantseeme56 June 24, 2021
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Pizza shorts

Extremely tight jean short cut offs worn by a pizza maker, covered in flour and sauce.
Those are some tight pizza shorts!
by Kkkrazy123 September 18, 2016
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Short Goodbye

The improper or silent goodbye. Often resulting in the long goodbye.

It's what you do when...
- You're not getting what you want.
- You're tired of talking.
- You're beautiful.
She leaves just silence in her path, a short goodbye, some photographs. I just can’t tell you why I let her break my heart again.
by 5daysofSummer December 29, 2012
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county short

Usually referred to as just "county", its a cigarette smoked to the end with only a few drags left. It's shorter than a regular "short".
Mug #1: Aye joe, let me get that short off that mentho

Mug#2: Nawww joe, this my lucky square right here. I'll hook it up witta county short though.

Mug#1: Fuck it then, throw me that county fasho...
by 74-Bossin November 9, 2008
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