by Never mind the bollocks October 16, 2006
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You should shit in her dryer and turn it on. A good Hot Shitting should set that trick straight.
You should shit in her dryer and turn it on. A good Hot Shitting should set that trick straight.
by G-Ho April 4, 2006
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A term to describe someone as young.
Relates to the colour of a babies faeces at a young age.
Often used by older people to describe younger people.
Relates to the colour of a babies faeces at a young age.
Often used by older people to describe younger people.
Young Man: Can't wait it's my birthday tomorrow.
Old Man: Oh, how old are you going to be?
Young man: 23
Old Man: Bloody hell, you're still shitting yellow.
Old Man: Oh, how old are you going to be?
Young man: 23
Old Man: Bloody hell, you're still shitting yellow.
by XI_GREGGERS_IX November 15, 2016
Get the Shitting Yellow mug.A sport where participants sneak into other peoples toilets' and take a shit, without flushing and without the knowledge of the toilet owner. This can be done to someone you know or a complete stranger, opportunities to ghost shit in a stranger's toilet are limited but the existence of outdoor toilets in sheds can create great opportunities
'Honey!, I just went out to do the washing and you've left a turd in the loo' 'I never use that toilet, maybe someone was Ghost Shitting last night'
by The Ghost Shitter March 13, 2012
Get the Ghost Shitting mug.In literal terms, it is the act of defecating against the current of a body of water because the circumstances of the situation offer the individual no other option but to poop right then and there in the river. This messy situation, having to poop while submerged in water, is exacerbated by the poor choice of the individual to defecate with his/her backside facing upstream. The current then pushes the feces back in the direction of the defecator and thus makes this already messy situation much messier. In an everyday scenario, this expression means to attempt to improve a desperate situation but in doing so, make the situation worse for oneself.
Example:
Dude 1: How’d it go with Kelly last night? You finally get to bone her before you left for school?
Dude 2: No, I made it worse.
Dude 1: How?
Dude 2: Got myself into the friend zone. I heard she was more into sensitive guys so I tried really hard to be sensitive around her. She ended up telling me I'm a really good person and we should just be friends. I was shitting upstream, man. Now there’s no chance we’re gonna bone, even when we come home for winter vacation.
Dude 1: How’d it go with Kelly last night? You finally get to bone her before you left for school?
Dude 2: No, I made it worse.
Dude 1: How?
Dude 2: Got myself into the friend zone. I heard she was more into sensitive guys so I tried really hard to be sensitive around her. She ended up telling me I'm a really good person and we should just be friends. I was shitting upstream, man. Now there’s no chance we’re gonna bone, even when we come home for winter vacation.
by PTouch August 21, 2009
Get the shitting upstream mug.A mentally impaired, transcendentally abrasive and pusillanimous white male of college age. Frequently intoxicated, boisterous and devoid of all social graces, a shitwink commonly (though not invariably) sports birdshit hair: that is, a heavily gelled, purposefully mussed coiffure, à la mode moderne. His physiognomy is distinctive: dull, vacant eyes coupled with a perpetual, rodentine snarl. In general bearing, his countenance has been likened to that of an "oily child molester" or a "closeted, men's room-haunting frot." His repertoire of vocalizations is limited; moreover, he is seldom heard unless in the presence of other shitwinks, in whose company he freely uses such standard calls as "beer me," "wooo yeah," and "aight." Nocturnal rounds of bestial yelping are also reported--apparently intended as a territorial "warning" to non-shitwinks. Beyond issuing social and territorial vocalizations, the shitwink's time is chiefly invested in the following three activities: 1.) imbibing alcohol; 2.) harassing his peaceable neighbors (an activity pursued only from within the safety of a shitpack and often under cover of darkness); and 3.) lording it over his shitbitch. When alone and exposed to daylight they are timid, quavering creatures. Commonly abbreviated "wink." Cf. "Shitneck"
"Hey, Bill, ain't that a shitwink?"
"Yeah, Melchizedek, that fellow is a shitwink."
"Please hand me that blade, Bill."
"Why, Mechizedek?"
"I'm gonna shank that facking 'wink!"
"Oh! Oh! May I please narc him with this rusty, jagged shiv--by way of a coup de grace?"
"Yes, you may, Bill."
"Yeah, Melchizedek, that fellow is a shitwink."
"Please hand me that blade, Bill."
"Why, Mechizedek?"
"I'm gonna shank that facking 'wink!"
"Oh! Oh! May I please narc him with this rusty, jagged shiv--by way of a coup de grace?"
"Yes, you may, Bill."
by Big Butter and Eggs Man (From Waaaay Out in da West) November 11, 2005
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