shitworthy

Something worthless and of no convenience.

Person 1: Hey let me help you with -insert any work here-.
Person 2:No,I don't need your shitworthy help.

by pikachuchoo February 27, 2014

shit for breath

Someone with a really bad case of halitosis.

When Carl spoke, his breath was so bad, it was like shit for breath

by PAPACHULO. October 6, 2016

Shitory

1. A story that stinks and is not worth listening.
2. A story about someone's shit, literal or figurative.

shit + story = shitory

John: So, I was on the bus today and guess what happened?
Dave: Oh please! Not another shitory.

Mark: Guess what I saw in my shit today?
Dave: Oh please! Not another shitory.

Louis: She's going through a tough phase with Jack.
Dave: Oh please! Not another shitory.

by DenOfDEVil November 18, 2018

Shitoris

The small but funky pleasure gland in a gentleman’s shit cavern

“Last night was so good,she even used her fingers to stimulate my shitoris”

by joey boy 1989 May 21, 2019

Shitory

The history of pooping and other pooping activities

My huge dump I took today will go down in SHITORY

by Shitstorian July 25, 2019

Shitgorodsky

A certain type of woman who starts off as a fun, caring person to hang around but in a few months she realizes the mistake she made, that wasn't a mistake at all, and turns it around on the person she saw a kind caring human. Not to mention the physique of this animal, round like a pig but curvy like a penguin with a zip tie stuck around his lower torso, about 45 pounds too heavy and looks coconut head from Ned's Declassified. For christ sake do not fall for this person.

Person 1: "Wow shes a lot different then I expected"
Person 2: " Yeah shes a Shitgorodsky"

by 12 inch sinker October 1, 2019

Shit for the Cycle

When you have to play a road game(poop in a public restroom) and 4 these next 4 things all go right to make it comfortable experience.

1. Cold, clean toilet seat(cold so you know no one has sat on it for a while)
2. You have a nice,easy, clean dump(a minute or less)
3. Single wipe(although you go back for a second just to be sure)
4. No one notices you just took a dump at a gas station, no one knocks on the door or enters to pee or shit next to you in a multi stall bathroom

2 guys at a McDonald's.
Guy 1, Dude, I gotta take a shit, be back
Guy 2, damn dude, unplanned road game? Good luck.
Guy 1 is back 90 seconds layer
Guy 2. Damn dude you change your mind or w a s the bathroom closed,nasty?
Guy1, Nah brother, I Shit for the Cycle!
Guy 2, NIIIICCCE

by Luggage74 July 8, 2022