shit

The thing that comes out of your ass at the most inconvenient of times and places.
Lo! mine asshole hath opened up! Look how a fiery torrent of shit doth rain forth from it! 'Twas a shameful mistake to have eaten beans the other night!
by nat s. March 18, 2008
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Ok for all you ignorant people who follow the webster distionary .
The word " shit " is a Acroynm....it was created in the late 1700 , when the english were shipping products from Europe to the new world.

The bottom of the boat would seep in water , thus getting things wet. SO each crate was stamped with the acroynm S.H.I.T = this stood for " Ship Hi In Transit " ..This way each Item was placed on the top deck....it had NO bearing on the swear word...Only those who read webster who was not a language person would come up with such foolishness...so dig your head out of your &^^^^ , and learn the language ..Post others and I will help you ...
by hook53 July 17, 2009
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1. a saying that something really sucks

2. a term for poo
1. Short Stack was really shit

2. I had a great shit
by T-R3X December 28, 2009
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Shit means crap, poo

mostly used to describe something
This game is shit
by computertrick June 17, 2010
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the stuff that comes out of your ass when you sit down
Dude i had to take a shit last night at that party but i was to embarassed!
by Dick Walding! March 14, 2009
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why are you looking up shit on here??
eww ur discusting
by BILLYBOB BOB March 07, 2007
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so happy it''s thursday!
-Guess What!
~what?
-SHIT!
~wtf?
-SO HAPPY ITS THURSDAY!
~oh
-lol

Same as tgif but for thursday :)
by Haley16 October 09, 2010
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