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Shaking My Yogurt

When one shakes his yogurt; ie. Masturbating
"Mom don't come in, I'm shaking my yogurt!"
by Deez.Nuts May 5, 2015
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scaring the hoes away

striking fear into the hoes hearts with the abnormal actions
elias, you canโ€™t play MF DOOM on the aux youโ€™re scaring the hoes away
by japanesewombat December 28, 2020
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Shoulder Shaking

Shoulder shaking is stimulation of the genitals with the hand for sexual pleasure.
by Specs Gonzalez January 28, 2020
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Virgin Shaming

The act of judging, mocking, or treating someone as though they are not sexually experienced. Often times the individual being victimized will not reveal their virginity status. With that being said, virginity shamers most of the time assume the victims sexual experience based off of personality traits or behaviors they associate with being a virgin. This is an overlooked problem in society.
When he asked for advice on how to get laid, his friends began virgin shaming him.
by Stepman February 12, 2020
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shalinglom

the love between christabella ling ling calderon and natalia shalom engdahl.
spectator: bro that shalinglom over them is really hot ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹
by shalinglom February 17, 2020
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Conservative-shaming

The practice of criticizing or punishing people who are perceived to violate expectations of behavior and attitude regarding issues that are important to liberals, even when those violations are extremely subtle or unintended to cause offense.

Examples of conservative-shaming include being viciously mocked or threatened on liberal media and/or social media, having one's business boycotted, having one's awards revoked, or being dismissed from employment.

Conservative-shaming is the number one way in which an entire generation has been converted to liberalism, by means of public embarrassment and fear of punishment. Conservatives have become afraid to speak the truth publicly, and this has caused the current generation to believe that their way of seeing things is the way that 90% of people see things, since they are not allowed to hear the other side. The only time they are allowed to hear a conservative speak is when they find an example of an uneducated conservative speaking in an obscene or inarticulate fashion, playing that person's quote all over media, while refusing to play quotes from reasonable articulate conservatives, for fear that their views might be listened to. The lack of being allowed to see both viewpoints in a fair debate has also caused the current generation to believe that all liberals came to their conclusions on their own, through logical reasoning, instead of through brainwashing and peer pressure, which is the actual source of their beliefs.
Just because I called Bruce Jenner"he" instead of "she", there was a flood of conservative-shaming all over social media, and my family business was boycotted until we had to declare bankruptcy! Now my children are embarrassed to go to school because they will be hated for being from a conservative family, and we have no money to send them to college. I wish liberals could just show some TOLERANCE for other viewpoints. I didn't "damage society" by calling Bruce Jenner "he", and my children shouldn't be punished for such a small "violation" of liberal opinions.
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shaking the can

From the game "Shake it up" on Mario Party 8 for the Wii, in which a player must shake his/her can for 5 seconds and whoever has the highest stream wins. Naturally, this became a great innuendo for jerking off.
-Where the hell is John?
-Probably shaking the can.
by Live Texas Boatshow February 9, 2008
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