Shant

When a male sits on a chair or couch resembling a toilet and she blows him and as soon as he's about to cum you point his penis twords his face and he shits himself at the same time. If you've Done this task correctly you should have a face of cum and a shit stained couch.

Dude becca came over and we shant, I blew a fat load on myself and had to buy a new couch.

by P1cha3l June 16, 2018

Shant

An Armenian name that only translates to “lightning” and in Irish is pronounced Sean which means “ Gift of God” and it’s also a beautiful name.

Person 1: what is your name?
Person 2: my name is Shant.
Person 3: wow that’s a beautiful name sir.
Person 1: who are you?
Person 3: I am John.
Person 1: you are right. He has a fine name. Now be gone with you.

He has such a hot body, he looks like a superstar or like a guy named Shant or something hot.

by Flowergirl67 March 30, 2020

Shants

Shants are if shorts and pants had a kid. They’re also a key feature of Smii7y’s GTA V character.

“What the hell are you wearing??”

“These are my shants..”

by BlackStar6842 January 21, 2022

Shant

Shitting of ones pants

Someone shant in school the other day

by Melvin Cornelius March 16, 2021

Shant-Davidian

A Shant-Davidian is usually someone who is broke, stanky, a bt, a bitch ass hoe, usually resides on Putz Drive, has a pineapple ass haircut, and has no social life.

Damn I know that dude is a Shant-Davidian

by Dank Emperor September 11, 2023

bombo shante

1: An old, broke up, house with broken windows. Bushes and trees usually grow in the house

2: An insult

(During tsunami drill)
Friend 1: Hey, that’s your bombo shante
Friend 2: No my bombo shante is the one behind the school

Person 1: HEY SHE’S EATING IN CLASS!!!!
Person 2: SHUT YOUR HINGA-DINGA-DERGEN SELF! Looking like a whole bimbo shante. Shoo

everyone in my class is weird

by SoftBoi_Avery April 4, 2019

shantes

something that is not ideal or is bad

my luck is shantes

by boudiel July 8, 2025