Law of Sequels

Law that states that a sequel to a movie or game will always be worse than the original. No (well, okay, FEW) exceptions.

This law especially applies to movies and games made after 2000, when everything started sucking ass.

I don't need an example for the Law of Sequels, do I?

by Tisteca October 7, 2007

shequel

A sequel to a film that casts a majority of women in lead roles where earlier films in the series had mostly make leads. Unlike a sheboot, a shequel continues the film series' continuity.

The next "Expendables" film will be a shequel that features Luna (Rhonda Rousey) leading a team that includes the Calvary (Ming-Na Wen) and the Canary (Caity Lotz) to rescue Barney (Sylvester Stallone) from the clutches of an old adversary.

by Superstar71 July 19, 2016

squelchy snorter

When you have to take a shit and you fart right before the shit sprays all over your ass

Oh man I've got a squelchy snorter

by Datbadasskid June 18, 2016

Squelt

A Ceasonal wizard who died in an Upper Spring Cave.

Squelt, I wish I knew you were my uncle before, but my father had his reasons I guess.

by 10:29 AM March 1, 2017

Sequencing Truth

The actual genetic sequence of a sample or specimen that is analyzed. Not necessarily the result of a single laboratory test, but the compilation of results from multiple tests to ensure ground truth.

The diagnostic manufacturer used multiple orthogonal methods to determine sequencing truth for the standard reference material.

by ETK723 February 6, 2018

Sequem

The spot between the shaft and ball sack

I hate when braces get caught on my sequem when she goes deep.

by MAGA 101 January 12, 2019

sequality

A word to be used when you want to know what the quality of someone's sex was. It's a combination of the words sex and quality.

Joe: "Did you sleep with Jessica? What was the sequality?"
David: "It was so amazing, dude! 10/10"

by rxllingthxnder February 12, 2021