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Second-hand asshole

What you get from pets when they lick their assholes and then lick you.
Guy #1: "Man, your cat is really affectionate!"
Guy #2: "I hate to say this, man, but Felix just gave you second-hand asshole!"
Guy #1: *kicks cat across the room*
by KoalaMan March 10, 2009
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Senior Creeper

High school senior boys without dates for prom that "creep" around the freshman section at school around April, all in hopes of finding a decent looking freshman girl to ask to prom, in order to avoid embarrassment by showing up dateless.
Guy 1: "Dude, you got a date for prom?"
Guy 2: "No. But I think I'll ask a freshman. They're desperate."
Guy 1: "Yeah man, good idea. So true by the way."
Guy 3: "Psh, Senior Creepers. Good luck with that."
by yeahimcrazy September 1, 2011
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secondhand watching

When people around you talk so much about a TV-show that you feel you've watched it yourself.
I've never seen any episode of Breaking Bad, but through secondhand watching, I know Walter White, Gus and Gale die.
by Gideon Temple May 23, 2016
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Senior Man

It is a Nigerian slang word used to describe;
1: someone older than you

2: It can also be used to describe someone that is good at a particular thing.
3: It can be used to describe someone that is highly respected in the community.
1: Senior man I dey greet o..This means good day mr.
2: Kelechi Iheanacho na senior man when e come to football..This means that Kelechi Iheanacho is a very talented footballer.

3: That senior man get money die..This means that man is very wealthy.
by Don_Ceezar April 27, 2021
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Regent secondary school

A Vape heaven where stocks is always available in the general office.
Sec 3/4 paikia's who's vape kena confiscate all go there. All type of device (sp2,wuzz, drag x, RELX, bold,DD3S,infinity). Vape juice also have. Everything in stock.

If want can dm leong_kok_kee@moe.edu.sg or regentsec.edu.sg.
Student A: eh bro wan go regent secondary shool aft psle the got all type of vape in the GO
StudentB: really ah. Ok i will put my first choice as regent secondary school
by My lanjiao August 20, 2021
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five second rule

A simple rule stating that food dropped on the ground is still perfectly edible if it is picked up in five seconds. Ingeniously created by guys for the sole purpose of reducing wasted food and allowing a person that second chance they needed to enjoy their food.
Jason: I dropped my steak on the ground!
Chris: That sucks.
Jason: Nah, five second rule, I saved it.
Chris: Nice.
by brolli. July 22, 2008
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Second Day Stupids

The feeling one gets the day after smoking marijunana. This person is slower than normal and seems a little dumber than usual.
Joe:"Does Will seem a little more stupid today?"
Steve:"Yah man he must have second day stupids."
by Cincinatus April 12, 2008
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