Example 1
Gentleman: I'm sorry I have a headache. You'll have to butter your own scone
Example 2:
Lady: Damnation! I have an STI! I should have just buttered my own scone!
Gentleman: I'm sorry I have a headache. You'll have to butter your own scone
Example 2:
Lady: Damnation! I have an STI! I should have just buttered my own scone!
by ButteredScone May 14, 2015
Get the Butter Your Own Sconemug. blowing your load in a girl with redpubic hair while she's on her rag's makeing a pumkin scone with cream and jam
by nnarcosis November 3, 2006
Get the pumkin scone with cream and jammug. The vegan version of "killing two birds with one stone." Getting two things done that takes the effort of only one or two things getting done at once that usually has to be done separately. An "idiom" (play on words) of an old saying. An aphorism.
I had to go to the grocery store and post office. So, instead of going to the grocery store and then going home to put the groceries away and then back out to go to the post office, I would go to the post office first, then go to the grocery store, thereby "feeding two birds with one scone."
by jcaelitescuba January 31, 2014
Get the feeding two birds with one sconemug. mary:: fuck up yer granny and mammy are oan the sex offenders list ya bairn
stacy:: naw there no ya fuckn tattie scone, but yer da is yer fkn nans cousins dug ya incest child
stacy:: naw there no ya fuckn tattie scone, but yer da is yer fkn nans cousins dug ya incest child
by SpiceBoyDefinitions June 16, 2018
Get the tattie sconemug. oh ya! jolly good old sport, how was the cricket? pass me a scone why don’t you? top hat dear fellow! ya!
by yourcreatureofthedark March 2, 2019
Get the sconemug. When u whip up some good shit and make them booty cheeks clap, that's a sign the food is about to be lit my nigga. Prepare for some good shit fam
by Realgangstermynigga December 6, 2016
Get the Scone app the beefmug. by uwu queen bish May 6, 2022
Get the texting and sconesmug.