I didn't mean to Shit Salute you this morning. I had 3 bags of dog crap in one hand and a leash in the other so I had no choice. But you deserved it because you are an asshole.
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Get the Fitbit Salute mug.Same as a fire boat salute, but done in an empty bath tub. Could also be done on any type of dry surface or land, that is not on water.
by Murph 001 May 2, 2008
Get the Fire Boat Salute In Dry Dock mug.The first piece(s) of toilet paper used to wipe your butthole. The scouter will determine the viscosity, amount and consistency of the faeces having to be dealt with. After analysing the fecal matter on the scouter, one can assemble a "game plan" on how to further deal with it.
A good scouter is multi-layer folded toilet paper, which can handle even the worst of situations.
A good scouter is multi-layer folded toilet paper, which can handle even the worst of situations.
Just took a massive dump, couldn't believe my eyes when the scouter said there was nothing to be found. Feels good man.
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Person 2: SHIT!!!!!
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Get the Girl Scout Squirt mug.A World-Class drum and bugle corps that competes all over the country every summer, consistently making it to DCI Finals in August. Those who have witnessed a show by the Madison Scouts truly understand how powerful and moving a drum corps may be. MYNWA
"Did you go to DCI Finals last night"
"YEAH! I saw the Madison Scouts' performance, and it changed my life forever"
"YEAH! I saw the Madison Scouts' performance, and it changed my life forever"
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