nolan schumann

fucking mexican

Nolan Schumann is a fucking mexican

by 10inchhero September 25, 2017

Darren Schumacher

Facebook character who specialises in picking up cheap sluts using his fake name so they never know who really gave them the STDs they get from him.

Man, James picked up Nicki if Real AFL Alliance and gave her the clap and now she can’t find him because he Darren Schumacher’d her.

by Darren Shoemaker James Bennett April 9, 2020

ScrumpaDOOchous

To define how epic an edible object is. Used in the Cyanide and Happiness comic "Hunger Tube".

People "Man I hate dinner"

Dude "What about dinner, on the goooo?!"

People "Alright! Yeah!"

Dude "Hunger Tube! It's ScrumpaDOOchous!"

by ElmosWorld123 June 6, 2011

scrump

Screw + hump = Scrump

do you wanna go behind the bleachers and scrump

by illogical January 8, 2005

schumuck

Is a jewish term to describe someone who tends to make stupid mistakes and decisions.

He is a fucking schumuck.

by Sam Gunderson May 13, 2005

Schumacher Effect

When an athlete or a team wins so consistently (mainly in Motorsports, but is applicable in other sports as well) that it ruins it for everyone else and no one else wants to participate in it or watch it anymore because of the overwhelming predictability. Named after Michael Schumacher, whose 5 back-to-back Formula One Championships led to huge declines in ratings & race attendances.

#1. Nascar's ratings are going down the drain because of Jimmie Johnson's full blown Schumacher Effect.

#2. Valentino Rossi & Sebastian Loeb have spawned their own mini Schumacher Effects in MotoGP and the WRC, respectively.

by reditalia593 March 21, 2010

Schlumped

The state of being so high and/or miserable you’re just mentally tired.

Damn bro I just got dumped and I’m hella schlumped.

by Asshole.1234 May 24, 2018