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Schmuck

Schmuck means someone being an idiot at all times, even before time
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Always being an idiot like a schmuck
by C rhino October 5, 2020
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a place where there is low lighting or low visibility
I couldn't find anything in that parking lot; the place is a total schmuck photon.
by 3episodesofLITB January 5, 2017
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Schmuck

Someone who deletes a race from existence.
That dictator wants to wipe out all the croations, what a schmuck!
by Cylerbear October 24, 2018
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Schmuck

Albie is a schmuck
by Elvi14 April 5, 2020
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It belongs in a museum!
Yes, Dad --- I admit that I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men". Yeah, yeah --- just like I stupidly let your Grail diary fall into the hands of the Nazis! Don't call me "Junior".
by QuacksO December 1, 2023
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Sush schmuckkk!!!
by Corben and Ronnie are nobeds September 24, 2019
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Nick is such a schmuck he just met this girl.
by feelingcatcher473 November 6, 2021
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