schloop

The act of placing a uncircumcised penis over the shaft of a regular penis and jacking of the two together with the foreskin on the uncircumcised penis. Also referred to as "docking"

Hey dude, do you know of any Mexican buddies that we can schloop with?

by Schlooper October 22, 2010

schloopeh

If your name can not have kinz on the end of it.
If you can't have kinz, you can have cake.

Laurenkinz sounds awkward, so she's Laurencake; therefore Lauren is a schloopeh name.

by Amykinz November 6, 2007

Schleppe

A nickname given to a familiar and like-minded random friend that is the epitome of awesome.

‘’Hey Schleppe! How was your night?’’
‘’OMG It was soooo bad Schleppe!! I got SO drunk I told everyone about some embarrassing 'in the moment' encounters between me and the ex.. I know i'll never hear the end of it’’
‘’Oh Schleppe hahaha’’

by mzdali February 20, 2012

Schlapped

To feel heavy effects of nicotine use, such as sweating, lightheadedness, dizziness and euphoria.

"Man that stogie got me soooo schlapped!!!"

by Mr.Sassafras May 17, 2016

Schlapp

The act and sound of spanking someone's bottom with a magazine.

Stormy Daniels schlapped Donald Trump with a copy of Forbes magazine with his picture on the cover.

by mentholate January 27, 2018

Schlorp

The noise that dog food makes when you coax it out of the can by shaking. Also applies to some creamed soups and cranberry sauce, although not good to use in polite company while eating.

The schlorp from the can of cranberry sauce was extremely unpleasant.

by Butts III December 3, 2020

Schlop

When an extremely large penis swings at speed and hits your significant other on the cheek, making a hollow, schloppy noise.

"Dude, I schlopped her so hard, her head turned like a corkscrew!"

by schlopmeister July 4, 2008