To self-scare (1) is to spread yourself so thin with home, work, and other people's obligations that you completely take caring for yourself off of the list and do something so out of character that it scares you.
by Mama Martha June 28, 2019
Get the self-scaremug. The action of receiving an unwanted dick pic and getting either extremely grossed out or traumatized. (Like an unwanted sudden scary scene aka jump scare)
by Kaylenn April 11, 2020
Get the Junk Scaremug. "Kiss me," I whispered into his ear. He leaned into me, and gently kissed me on the lips. We stayed like that for a long time. I loved him so much. When we pulled away I said "I love you Derek. I want to go to Hawaii and marry you and have seven kids named Bobby, Lobby, Fozzy, Knozzy, Swiffer, Lenny and Frezzy." He looked taken aback. By that time I had already combined our bank accounts, booked a hotel room with a double bed and gotten our wedding rings. When I told him this, he ran away, saying something like "Love scare!"
by ahsihm June 27, 2009
Get the love scaremug. Andrea and Samantha didn't want to smoke any more weed so I asked them if they were scared of heights.
by PhilipJames January 13, 2014
Get the Scared of heightsmug. noun
1. The inability to produce a successful bowel movement due to a a variety of reasons such as: unfamiliar public toilets (India hole in the ground style) and close confines of economy Caribbean cruises cabins.
1. The inability to produce a successful bowel movement due to a a variety of reasons such as: unfamiliar public toilets (India hole in the ground style) and close confines of economy Caribbean cruises cabins.
While traveling by train through India, I noticed that the bathroom situation consisted of a hole in the floor in the bathroom, I was poopie scared until we reached New Delhi.
by ecac1 May 13, 2010
Get the Poopie Scaredmug. When there is something out there, coming for you. It might be miles away, or it could be right outside lurking in the gloom and pitch blackness. Where ever it is, it draws closer with each stride it takes, completely mad with the thought of tearing your flesh and snapping your limbs. It could be at your throat at any moment, and each crick and creak you hear is a reminder that your next breath may be your last. You've never heard it, you've never seen it, all you know is that it's coming. And as fear and dread consume your every waking moment, all you can think about, is touching yourself.
Poor bastard, we don't have and ID on the body, he's a John Doe. We have no idea what did this to him, but it looks like he had enough time to have a scared yank before it got him.
by Andyman96 September 16, 2015
Get the Scared Yankmug. To get baked as fuck
by Vortex_ November 18, 2020
Get the Scaring the birdsmug.