Saturn

Saturn is an amazing person who loves singing and loves to eat. Put any food in front of them and he'll eat it. He doesn't like to be mean to people but if he gets annoyed he gets annoyed. They have so many crushes on almost all their friends. Saturn likes reading and uses books to cope with a fucked up family life.

Hey Saturn, thank you for being an amazing friend, ya wanna get McDonald's? :p

by Yourmomlastnight October 6, 2021

Saturn

a name of a person who's purely made from anesthesia.

gago si saturn parang anesthesia na may onting tao.

by ctrltape October 31, 2021

bending saturn

When you bend over to lick a pierced butthole

I was with this girl and I did a bending Saturn.

by Bananahammockman October 20, 2018

Saturn

Saturn is a name that is commonly used to describe stupid people or those who like femboys.

"That guy over there is a total saturn! I heard he watches femboy hentai but claims hes not gay!"

by bellisrllyawesome September 13, 2023

Skids of Saturn

When you skid your pants but want to make the most of them, so you rotate them regularly until there's a brown mark all the way around the inside

The washing machine packed up, so I've got skids of saturn

by antirix December 8, 2024

Saturn Lions

Bunch of idiots <3

"look at those horny desperate hoes aka Saturn Lions"

by Saturn idiot May 27, 2018

saturn

user saturn who is a toucan.
that is call

tour: hi saturn
saturn: *toucan sounds*

by tourdr January 29, 2022