Suburban Saturday

At least 5 hetero couples meet on the first Saturday of each month. Then, they gang bang until everyone has a raw dick and swollen vag. Some prep advice would be to lay down some tarps and buy a palet of bleach to clean up with. Also, if you have no spouse due to a recent murder/divorce, its best to screen and hire a hooker at least a week in advance. Make her blow you so she knows how to cuff the balls at least. Then you know she's a pro.
Man, last month's Suburban Saturday was awesome. Erin made my dong burn for 3 days, but I think Johnny was looking at me more than normal. I think he wants to tickle my taint next month. We may need to defriend him and Bridget and invite Jason and Elizabeth instead.
by Burban Blumkin March 27, 2011
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Gay Saturday

It’s the first Saturday of the month, in which straight people can do gay stuff, but that doesn’t make them gay.
Joe: “Wanna come suck my dick this Saturday?”
Mike: “Ayo bro I ain’t gay
Joe: “Don‘t worry, it’s Gay Saturday!”
by tny.gbr April 01, 2023
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Sloshed Saturday

since you are fucked up since Friday, obviously, this is the continuation and prior to slammered Sunday
Let's drink and be drunk! It's Sloshed Saturday dude!
by jeniXOXO_ February 22, 2014
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Send It Saturday

An addition to full send.
Send It Saturday is the day meant for shenanigans no sane person dare attempt.
These stunts are usually performed while heavily under the influence, or if you're just a crackhead.
"Yo dude it's send it Saturday... what're we going to do"
"Smoke till our lungs hurt and pray we wake up tomorrow my man"
by Raye Piste December 05, 2019
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Buffalo Saturday

Taking a fat chick home from the bar for intercourse.
A:What'd the hot chick say?

B:Told me to get lost.

A:Look, there's a fat chick for ya!

B:It's another 'buffalo Saturday'.
by Shawbamos March 13, 2010
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saturday saviour

A person who has sex with another as a last resort, when thier original plans don't work out.usually happens in a saturday
I was Magdalena's Saturday saviour when her three way did't work out.
by Juan Munoz April 01, 2005
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No Shame Saturday

n. a weekly holiday from feelings of shame, regret, or remorse, but not from consequences. No Shame Saturday can be observed between midnight and midnight or wake up to sleep, depending on the observers preference with the stipulation that the time frame must be established by 11:59 PM on Friday. Other variation on the holiday include No Shame November, and No Shame Semester (the final semester of a college student's senior year).
Person 1: You just vommed in that bush! You're disgusting!

Person 2: You can't make my feel bad about that; it's No Shame Saturday!
by shamefreesista July 08, 2013
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